The Toilet seat

49willys

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Is it not Common Knowledge that only bottom seat should be down at any given time, if up, you know how to put it down. The lid is only if it didn't flush, "standing on?", or hide the fact it hasn't been cleaned in a while.
 
Well from my understanding this day and age some “guys” “partial males” sit down to piss, so yeah it’s a gamble now if ya should put seat down you could offend someone!? I put the seat down bc I hear enough ppl bitching about dumb stuff daily don’t wanna hear it when I’m at home. And I assure you god knows she’s got enough to bitch at me about already...
 
The only reason to sit is "other things need to happen", "it's the middle of the night and don't want to light on", "I want to stand, but other things might happen while standing"
 
The toilet germs can’t get out the side gaps as easily as an open lid...duh.
but pissing pure alcohol cleans that right up!:beer::D
 
So from another stand point: men who sit to piss are far less likely to develop prostate /and Johnson related issues later in life. I already had my run in with cancer in my nether regions so I take all precautions I can to avoid further problems (I hope)
 
Lid and seat down unless I'm pissing. Soley because I don't want to drop anything in the damn toilet!
 
So from another stand point: men who sit to piss are far less likely to develop prostate /and Johnson related issues later in life. I already had my run in with cancer in my nether regions so I take all precautions I can to avoid further problems (I hope)
I think there is a misinterpretation here.
If you *already have* an enlarged prostate, or other prostate problems, then it is better/more comfy/easier to get it flowing to pee sitting.
No evidence that just the act of sitting will decrease your chances of problems.

Otherwise... people w/ office jobs that sit all day would never get prostate cancer :D

Now, there IS a growing body of evidence that ejaculating often WILL decrease your chances of prostate cancer...
 
I always close the lid, I don’t want anything falling in.
We have those slow close lids and seats, so you don’t have to worry about it slamming down. Just get it moving and it slowly closes for you.
 
The only reason to sit is "other things need to happen", "it's the middle of the night and don't want to light on", "I want to stand, but other things might happen while standing"

You forgot being too hammered to hit the target standing.
 
I think there is a misinterpretation here.
If you *already have* an enlarged prostate, or other prostate problems, then it is better/more comfy/easier to get it flowing to pee sitting.
No evidence that just the act of sitting will decrease your chances of problems.

Otherwise... people w/ office jobs that sit all day would never get prostate cancer :D

Now, there IS a growing body of evidence that ejaculating often WILL decrease your chances of prostate cancer...
So "you'll go blind" and healthy is better...
 
With a wife and 2 little girls, I always put the seat down. I also always put the lid down so my wallet doesn’t fall in when I pull up my pants. Plus it makes the bathroom neater.
 
So "you'll go blind" and healthy is better...
Well, I'd rather be blind and not have prostate cancer.
Plus... there are worse ways to spend your time.
 
I'll say it, I sit down to pee in my house. It make less of a mess, I don't have to worry about the seat issue and I can usually clear a screen or two of whatever game I'm currently playing on the phone. However, if I'm anywhere outside my house in the yard, woods, garage etc... I pee outside, prefer it actually.
 
The only reason to sit is "other things need to happen", "it's the middle of the night and don't want to light on", "I want to stand, but other things might happen while standing"

Tha Fuck?
Does yours move? The toilet I mean? I can hit the damn toilet with both eyes closed and a 12 pack in. Ive never in 40 years sat to just piss.

Besides if I miss a touch Rosey comes every Thursday and that woman spit shines a bathroom.

I also dont raise the seat either. I just pee into the giant hole in the middle
 
Seat and Lid go down, If the lid isn't down, you'll find the seat in our house covered in dog slobber....
 
Just seat, we could throw the lid away because I have never seen it closed.
This is us.

Also, our daughter is responsible for the cats' water bowl and forgets all the time... leading to occasionally walking into the bathroom to find a cat drinking from the toilet.
 
I never close the lid or or put the seat back down. Wife has gave up trying to train me.
If I’m up for a midnight piss I sit down, call it what you will, it’s just easier when I’m half asleep.
 
Well this has been enlightening...I've only ever known one guy to pee sitting down at any time, regardless of reason. He's middle eastern, and says it's common practice over there.
 
I always leave the lid down so the dog and cat don't get in it. Unless we go on vacation and leave the cat for a few days and I don't want to leave a full bowl of water for her to knock over. Then she can go ahead and drink some ass water.
 
I've only ever known one guy to pee sitting down


I only knew one prior to this post.....and his wife made him take her name and hyphenate it after his last name. Professor at Wake Forrest university...lives in a the very blue part of Winston and calls himself "progressive". We just call him "Liberal Rob"
 
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