Thousands of birds fall from sky

No...the end will come approx 100 years after Oprah's last season which is this year.
Women and homosexuals will no longer have anything to watch and get pissed at men about. Not having anything to bitch about, thier heads will eventually explode and there will be no way to procreate.
The men will live out the remaining days happily driving fast cars and big trucks, spinning tires, shooting guns, leaving the toilet seat up, making drano bombs, building potato cannons, not hearing "we need to talk", lighting farts and never being made to feel like an odiot. It will be like looking into a majestic waterfall made of sunsets and unicorn vaginas.


Thats great shit right there.
 
This is weird as hell, I thought it was funny how they said this is not an unusal event. How does that work out, never have I heard of birds in that number falling from the sky, couple hundred in one day from hunting yes. Anyways that would be a very larger shotgun. This is some freaky shit thought, hell if the world does end I'll never even reach my 21st birthday and thats just wrong.
 
best theory yet...but as for the fish, I've got nothing.
Pbbbbbbbsssssssssttttttt An invisible Space Ship has got to land somewhere.:shaking:It must landed in the river and crushed them.
 
I read about that this morning... Apparently the birds all fell within a 1 mile radius? 5k of em! On top of that all the same kind of fish died close to that vicinity as well, around 10k!!! Something crazy is happening.. If locust start showing up in Arkansas Im headed for a bomb shelter!

The birds are found in 3 states AK, TX and LA

MSNBC: "80,000 to 100,000 fish washed up dead on the shores of the Arkansas River last week. ... just one day before thousands of blackbirds dropped dead from the sky in Beebe, Ark., which is 125 miles away.

USA TODAY: "Preliminary necropsies on the dead birds by the state Livestock and Poultry Commission 'showed trauma, the birds obviously hit something very hard and had hemorrhages,' says Karen Rowe ... Beyond that all the birds were healthy. The state is also performing chemical and disease testing, but the results will take a week.

-could be the government doing it usual tests :confused:

In 1997, Defense Secretary William Cohen stated, "Others [terrorists] are engaging even in an eco-type of terrorism whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves... So there are plenty of ingenious minds out there that are at work finding ways in which they can wreak terror upon other nations...It's real, and that's the reason why we have to intensify our [counter terrorism] efforts."

-Could be pres Bush(s) and Reagans advisor found murdered in the landfill :confused:

-Could be a Nostradamus prophecy :confused:
“A great stench will come from Lausanne, but they will not know its origin, they will put out all people from distant places, fire seen in the sky, a foreign nation defeated.”

Lausanne was the origional name of Lausanne was the area of Arkansas and Louisiana before it was part of the US when it was discovered by the French.

-Could be storm related :confused:

-Could be suicide by impact in opposition to Govenator leaving office :confused:

-Could be those Aliens in the Wikileaks docs that are pending release:confused::alien:

Im thinkin it more likely the taco bell theory stated earlier.....:poop:
 
Apparently they fell in Sweden as well. Kinda creepy. :alien:

I see this.. So anyone know of a good fallout shelter to lay low in?!?

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(CNN) -- A large number of dead birds were found in the city of Falkoping, Sweden, on Tuesday night and Wednesday morning, according to the Swedish National Veterinary Institute.
Autopsies were performed on five of the birds. The institute said they died due to "sudden, hard external blows," according to its website. They had no signs of infection or other illnesses, and there were no external signs indicating what killed them.
"We have determined that the birds have died from severe internal bleedings caused by external blows," said the institute's Marianne Elvander.
A similar unusual incident occurred in Arkansas on New Year's Eve. Thousands of red-winged blackbirds and starlings were found dead over a square-mile area in the town of Beebe.
In a separate incident, some 500 red-winged blackbirds, starlings and sparrows were found dead Monday morning in the southern Louisiana community of Labarre.
 
USA TODAY: "Preliminary necropsies on the dead birds by the state Livestock and Poultry Commission 'showed trauma, the birds obviously hit something very hard and had hemorrhages,' says Karen Rowe ... Beyond that all the birds were healthy. The state is also performing chemical and disease testing, but the results will take a week.

Could it have been the obviously very hard GROUND that caused the trauma and hemorrhaging?? I mean really...
 
Could be cltdba; but what caused that number of birds to all hit the ground? I blame Obama.. He has something to do with this!
 
Maybe we're all in a Truman Show scenario and they hit the wall or like in a video game when you go off track assing around and run out of terrain.

Maybe it was mass suicide caused by thier cult leader.
 
There are alot more incidents. Looks to me like its folowing the jet stream and ocean currents. Bet it will be in mid europe and asia tomarrow.

Dead Crabs in England, dead fish in Florida and the Pelicans in NC mid dec.

"NORTH TOPSAIL BEACH, NC (WECT/AP DEC. 16) - Officials in a North Carolina beach town are trying to find out who is killing dozens of pelicans that have washed ashore shot, bludgeoned and decapitated.
Since the beginning of November, volunteers, wildlife officers and town workers in North Topsail Beach have documented more than 60 pelican deaths that were apparently caused by human beings. Wednesday, volunteers found a bird with its head chopped off, the fourth such decapitation since the weekend."

If found this time line of official reports:

"-December 30th, the first of the dead fish surfaced in Rio De Janerio Brazil. Sardines, croakers, and catfish started to wash ashore dead. The total for the dead fish coming ashore was 100 tons over the next few days.

-December 31st the first of the dead bird phenomenon’s were reported in Bebe Arkansas. Thousands of redwing blackbirds fell to their death from mid air flight.
-January 1st Kentucky had hundreds of dead birds found near the Murray State university.
-January 3rd, 100,000 dead drum fish found along a 20 mile stretch of the Arkansas river.
-January 4th, 500 dead redwing blackbirds were found scattered along a quarter of a mile span of highway in Point Coupee Parish, Louisiana.
-January 4th, hundreds of fish washed up on the shore of the St. Clair River in Sarnia, Ontario, Canada.
-January 4th, in Orange Florida thousands of dead fish line the banks of Spruce Creek.
-January 5th, Chesapeake Bay in Maryland saw 2 million fish wash onto the shore.
-January 5th, 200 Dead birds are found in Tyler, Texas on a bridge on highway 155 over the Lake O’Pines.
-January 5th , in Wilson Tennessee, 150 dead grackles found on the side of the road near Lebanon. (The birds had been there for several days)
-January 5th, in Falkoeping, West Sweden, 50-100 crows were found dead along a street.
-January 5th, Kent England, 40,000 velvet swimming crabs wash ashore dead.
-January 5th in New Zealand, hundreds of snapper fish, many missing their eyes wash ashore on the Coromandel Peninsula."



I can only think of 2 reasonable expanations:

#1 The Moon eclipes in Dec where it looked like we had 2 moons, thus changing weather and or currents (crabs died of hypothermia?)

or

#2 our own Government

Russia has a report claimg that the aanimal die off in biological testing. It really might be linked to president bush(s) advisor Dr. John Wheeler who was spotted drugged complaining of being robbed of his breifcase before dumped in a landfill

My bro sent this to me from his IGoogle ticker today---
> "Wheeler’s military career included writing one of the most important manuals on the effectiveness of biological and chemical weapons which led to his being hired in 2009 as a consultant to the Mitre Corporation, whose aviation system development department, the GRU reports, is at the forefront of creating the computer command and control systems used by the US Air Force in their fleet of aerial spraying planes.
These aerial spraying planes, this report continues, are based at the Little Rock Air Force Base in Arkansas that over the past few months have been involved with‘test dispersants’ of poisonous gasses in the Afghanistan War Theater using chemical weapons stocks obtained from Iraq and held at the Pine Bluff Arsenal, also located in Arkansas.
Important to note about the Pine Bluff Arsenal, which calls itself “America’s Arsenal”, is that it is one of the World’s most specialized munitions and chemical-biological defense products and services bases which Russia had previously accused of not fully reporting the chemical agents removed from Iraq, between 2003 and 2008, and taken to the US for testing and subsequent destruction.
According to this report, the US relocated from Iraq to the Pine Bluff Arsenal an estimated 63,000 metric tonnes of the poisonous gas Phosgene that is described as one of the most feared chemical weapons ever used due to its ability to literally cause the lungs and respiratory system to explode.
Nearly immediately after Russia accused the US this past summer of not fully destroying Iraq’s Phosgene poisonous gas stockpile the Pine Bluff Arsenal began an‘accelerated’ disposal programme injecting it deep into the ground in central Arkansas, but which, unfortunately, since this past September, has caused over 500 minor earthquakes to occur raising the concerns of their local population.
More frightening, however, is the claim made in this report that the Americans have also begun shipping ‘massive quantities’ of Iraq’s Phosgene poisonous gas stocks to Afghanistan where when used they will be able to say they had nothing to do with it, and believe no one will be able to prove it either.
Important to note about Iraq’s Phosgene poisonous gas stocks are that they are no longer able to be made by any Western country, including the United States, which makes its value as a Weapon of Mass Destruction (WMD) incalculable, especially in a war situation like Afghanistan where the enemy forces are firmly entrenched in hostile terrain.
To the direct reason for Wheeler’s murder, this report says, was this past week’s transport of Iraqi Phosgene poisonous gas aboard a US Air Force KC-767 tanker aircraft from Little Rock Air Force Base enroute to Afghanistan that shortly after takeoff had a ‘critical malfunction’ of its aerial spraying computer directed command and control system over central Arkansas causing the deaths of thousands of red-wing blackbirds.
According to US reports an estimated 5,000 of these birds were killed outright and were quickly removed by US Environmental Services workers wearing hazmat suits and gas masks. Another US report states that cause of death to these thousands of birds was “trauma in the breast tissue, with blood clots in the body cavity and a lot of internal bleeding” which this GRU report states is consistent with Phosgene exposure.
Even more chilling than this incident is this GRU report stating that it was the second “accidental” release of Phosgene poisonous gas in as many days, as the day before, this same US Air Force KC-767 tanker aircraft also had a “critical malfunction” causing a release over the Arkansas River that killed over 100,000 fish.
Upon Wheeler discovering what was happening with Iraq’s Phosgene poisonous gas stockpiles, this report continues, he traveled from his home in Delaware to Washington D.C. where he openly confronted and threatened to expose the Pentagon and White House Officials responsible. Being a Vietnam Veteran who was responsible for having the famous memorial to that war erected, Wheeler was more than knowledgeable about the United States massive chemical and biological attacks in that conflict and had vowed to not let happen again."
 
2 Million fish found dead in Maryland today......


Zombie gear.. check.
 
now in Japan.....
here is a CNN video about Maryland. Citing fish died of hypothermia same diagnosis of crab in europe.


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Chemtrails on nasa image january 4th note these are not contrails and do not disapate and are not on normal flight paths.


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Older news video
 
now in Japan.....
here is a CNN video about Maryland. Citing fish died of hypothermia same diagnosis of crab in europe.

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Chemtrails on nasa image january 4th note these are not contrails and do not disapate and are not on normal flight paths.

Sorry, you're going to have to say that again. All I heard was


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moved to the garage = lame
got to love censorship

All you now need to do is change the garage rules to add weather and nature to what will be moved.....

:shaking:
 
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