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Jody Treadway

Jody Treadway

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I'm thinking about letting these go. I wanna go, but for the right price, I'll let someone else enjoy the @McCracken, @Kap10merica, @sparkn89 drunken reception show.
I'll take ammo, stickies and Little Debbie Christmas Tree cakes on trade.
Selling price would be in the tree fitty range.

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We're all happy for ya @Loganwayne. Miranda, well, we pray for her.
 
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Loganwayne said:
yall realize Miranda is debby downer and said no alcohol to the masses right?
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As in, none on the premise, or yall arent buying any? There's a big difference.
 
paradisePWoffrd said:
As in, none on the premise, or yall arent buying any? There's a big difference.
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I have a flask.

Don't they make boob flasks now that you wear a bra to hold? That's gotta be good for 1/2galllon 🤷🏻‍♂️
 
paradisePWoffrd said:
As in, none on the premise, or yall arent buying any? There's a big difference.
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Like her grandmother was killed by a drunk driver walking down the road with her mom. So there won’t be any alcohol because they are big time against drinking then driving.


Yes they know we drink and my drunken story’s
 
Loganwayne said:
Like her grandmother was killed by a drunk driver walking down the road with her mom. So there won’t be any alcohol because they are big time against drinking then driving.


Yes they know we drink and my drunken story’s
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I'm sure you've tried all kinds of angles.
But FYI I was at a wedding a few years ago where they arranged hotel rooms for all the guests (our expense, but discounted) with a shuttle from the reception and had some sort of deal with Uber for free rides home to any locals, specifically to avoid this problem. E.g. nobody had any reason to to drive at all.
 
Loganwayne said:
yall realize Miranda is debby downer and said no alcohol to the masses right?
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Our reception was dry. Inlaws=baptists. It was at a fancy country club. The Dusenbury clan, of course, figured out that there was an bar downstairs by the pro shop. Fifteen minutes into the reception, half the crowd was walking around with glasses in hand.
 
Loganwayne said:
Ya well we just pour white folks

And that was the only request from Miranda’s mom


If my friends weren’t cheap asses they would plan a wheeling trip for a bachelor party
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If you can learn the difference between pour and poor I'll consider planning a wheeling trip for you.
 
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