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Paul

Paul

Dr 'Dre
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I think you are #1, too
 
Ron said:
I think you are #1, too
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You would have been proud of me Ron. I drank eleventy seven beers, a bunch of shots and still hung in there with the younger folks!
I also set my sights on a fine female at the bar. My Alpha male courting process instinct kicked in and it was game on.
At first she seemed immune to my charm, good looks and overall badassness, then she said...
"The more i drink. the better you look Paul"
A open bar tab and ten shots later she was calling me Brad Pitt!
My dreams of a romantic night with an 80 yo and maybe co starring in a Granny porn movie were dashed though.
There wasn't enough room in the party van for her walker and oxygen tank. Damnit...
;):beer::beer::beer::beer:
 
Hahahaha hilarious!
 
Paul said:
You would have been proud of me Ron. I drank eleventy seven beers, a bunch of shots and still hung in there with the younger folks!
I also set my sights on a fine female at the bar. My Alpha male courting process instinct kicked in and it was game on.
At first she seemed immune to my charm, good looks and overall badassness, then she said...
"The more i drink. the better you look Paul"
A open bar tab and ten shots later she was calling me Brad Pitt!
My dreams of a romantic night with an 80 yo and maybe co starring in a Granny porn movie were dashed though.
There wasn't enough room in the party van for her walker and oxygen tank. Damnit...
;):beer::beer::beer::beer:
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See knowing you, i woukd have no trouble believeing this story. But I also know to look closer....i see blue hair point up from under the table and a smoldering Marlboro light waiting for it's owner.

You lucky rascal....
 
Granny said:
Good lord, I would appreciate it if you were a bit more selective with your wording. That's scary! :rockon: Good work with the wimmin though! :beer:
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You're proud of me, ain't ya!
Granny porn is well, that stuff...
Granny is yer old rig. Badass jeep that served you well.
@Granny is Don and Darlene C. Two of the finest people i will ever know.
 
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