Urinal or stall?

[1-tonmudder]

So all this brings up the next question,do you pee more inside or outside.I worked at a shop back in the mid 90's and we'd just always go hide behind something and take a leak. One day a guy was there talking to the owner and I slipped out and pissed in front of a toy that he had just got out of.I walked back in and by boss ask where I used the bathroom at and I said "in front of the toy truck".Dude speaks up and says "the one my wife is sitting in''??? I looked out the door and there she sat in the ps of the truck,waivin at me.I easily piss 3-1 outside versus in.

 

[1-tonmudder]

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Reminds me of this one I saw in the bathroom of a London bar last summer.

 

[BigClay]

When I was in Germany, this was the urinal at one of the bars. It is a soccer net with a pink ball on a string... You can't resist aiming at the little ball. Great idea to keep guys from peeing on the floor

 

[XJfreakHO]

Being totally honest I answered urinal... But I am better known for going outside depending where I am at...
I hate porta jons. Ill piss behind it anytime before using it.
I hate waiting in line. If I'm at a bar and the mans bathroom has a line, I'll either go to another bathroom or go outside.
Also, I swear... 9/10 I never have the urge to take a leak until I am all the way in the parking lot or down the road.

This all may explain why I have a public urination charge though. When you gotta go, ya gotta go. I don't care who sees, I'll smile and wave.
Tried to use the bathroom at the Kangaroo in Clemmons Friday night at midnight. Line of 4 guys... (Seriously concerned about why there were 5 guys wanting to use the bathroom at that time in Clemmons, perhaps the stall had a hole drilled in it) but I went outside and pissed behind the truck while fueling and went on my way.

 

[trailhugger]

Trailhugger like reading about guys aiming their junk.

I have two boys to help raise, I figure I should know the rules. And, besides, this shit is funny.

Designing schools, the administration somewhere told us they preferred as many urinals as allowed by code in the boys' group toilets... because using a stall meant getting made fun of for pooping or for having something to hide.

 

[RatLabGuy]

I have three boys to help raise, I figure I should know the rules. And, besides, this shit is funny.

FIFY, you forgot the big one.

Designing schools, the administration somewhere told us they preferred as many urinals as allowed by code in the boys' group toilets... because using a stall meant getting made fun of for pooping or for having something to hide.

...that's pretty much how I remember it, yep. I'd sooner have died than pooped at school.