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Family Cited For Viking Funeral on Local Lake

"Jimmie Barstad, the son of the incinerated father who organized and built the cremation boat, said that he may have “overstocked” the vessel with too much gasoline and surplus illegal fireworks from the last 4th of July."
 
every time I read the name Barstad I read it as Bastard.. Poor old bastard.
 
LMAO!

It wasn’t until I heard a thump on my metal roof. I went outside and right as I looked up, part of a leg slid down and whacked me in the head. It was pretty horrible.”
 
Well I THOUGHT I knew how I wanted to go out.....but now?

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thats funny as hell... but internet says its fake.
 
Still funny.

Also reminds me of the Nick Offerman interview where Maxim asked if he'd make his own casket...

Maxim: You’re known as a woodworking aficionado. Will you build your own casket?

Nick: In a manner of speaking, for I shall construct my own elvish watercraft in which I’ll undergo a magnificent Viking funeral. My loved ones and friends will frolic around a ceremonial pyre on an oceanfront cliff, making music and love and merry as my death ship sails toward the setting sun. As it nears the extreme range of a long bow, Chris Pratt will light a large flaming arrow from the pyre, nock the arrow to his string, draw the bow taut with a mighty heave, then loose it in a long, majestic arc of fire and smoke until, impossibly, its tooth is ensnared, dartlike, in the main sail of my barque, immolating the entire boat in a frenzy of roaring conflagration until the funerary blaze descends, hissing smoke, into the welcoming arms of Mother Pacifica.

Maxim: And what are people saying over that casket?

Nick: “Nice fucking shot, Chris.”

Maxim: Got any last words?

Nick: Love one another, make something with your hands, and exalt the farmer.
 
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