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my pops relayed this old hunting story several times. he was hunting out in the snow covered woods of michigan. came upon a spot where someone had done their duty (or doody) and used a hershey bar wrapper. he said about 20 feet later you could see where the fellow used his monogrammed handkerchief.
 
That is like the ole boy had to go real bad, copped a squat and let her fly and then realized he had nothing to wipe with. He decided to use his finger and then just shake it off but when he started shaking it he hit a rock and it hurt so bad he stuck his finger in his mouth.o_O


Kinda reminds me of the guy that died in the grain silo....















Trying to find a corner to shit in....
 
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