Random Thoughts.....

I would gladly mow my grass if I had any. But after several attempts with no success, I'm just waiting for the weeds and what not to get thick enough to be worth mowing. For now I just wait until what's there is 4 feet high and hit it with the brush cutter.
 
I injured my neck in mid Sept of 2024. I had just done my reseeding a few days before. I couldn't mow my grass, so for the first time in my life I had to pay someone to do it. They mowed through the end of that year and blew all the leaves too. Come spring, my neck had recovered enough to mow, but my wife convinced me to just let them do it. That was a hard pill to swallow, but have I enjoyed having that time back in my life. It use to take me close to 2 hours to mow, edge, and blow. They charge $75/week, then $115/week during the fall when the leaves are heavy on the lawn.
 
In the Soviet Union there was a 3 mile queue to pick up the daily ration for beets. One of the queuers exclaim 'this is outrageous. I'm going to kill Stalin.' As he leaves a man in the queue shakes his head in disbelief.

The angry man returns to the queue soon after and the man that shooks his head pokes fun at the situation 'Hah. Came to your senses before going through with it.'

'No.' says the angry queuer. 'The queue to kill Stalin was twice as long.'
 
Do you think childbirth is really easy for Elastagirl?
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The average person poops somewhere around 320 pounds a year. Or a whole human in weight twice a year. Thats somewhere around 4 to 10 tons of poop in a lifetime.
 
The average person poops somewhere around 320 pounds a year. Or a whole human in weight twice a year. Thats somewhere around 4 to 10 tons of poop in a lifetime.
Except politicians, they never poop. They just stay full of shit.
 
The average person poops somewhere around 320 pounds a year. Or a whole human in weight twice a year. Thats somewhere around 4 to 10 tons of poop in a lifetime.
Where do you find these 160lb humans?
 
12 hours in seaworld with 100 degree temps is beyond stupid. The getting wet and dry several times makes it even more miserable
especially when you consider that some percentage of that water is fish poop
 
Not so sure it was a badge of honor I earned or if I should feel weird.
I was in the O'Reilly's last week getting parts for one of my portable welders and the one ton. Hot as crap, sweating profusely and frankly looked pretty rabid. Nice young Hispanic kid looked up my list got what I needed and I was on my way. We chatted a little bout this and that and what I was into.
Today trying to do book work I could not get the math to pan out.

He gave me a senior discount😂😂

I mean it could have been a nice gesture, maybe a random I will help a fella out. I looked like Hell but geeze kiddo Im only 50.
 
Not so sure it was a badge of honor I earned or if I should feel weird.
I was in the O'Reilly's last week getting parts for one of my portable welders and the one ton. Hot as crap, sweating profusely and frankly looked pretty rabid. Nice young Hispanic kid looked up my list got what I needed and I was on my way. We chatted a little bout this and that and what I was into.
Today trying to do book work I could not get the math to pan out.

He gave me a senior discount😂😂

I mean it could have been a nice gesture, maybe a random I will help a fella out. I looked like Hell but geeze kiddo Im only 50.
Fun fact - you can join AARP at any age and there's no requirement to be retired....
Some places may have minimum ages, but often all it takes is the card....
 
Fun fact - you can join AARP at any age and there's no requirement to be retired....
Some places may have minimum ages, but often all it takes is the card....
Your thinking like my wife!
 
Random thought/question cause my wife thinks im crazy...

Do yall find it weird to just sit down and eat GOOD bacon bits? Im not talking the dollar gentral plastic bottle bacon bits, but the good refrigerated chunks of bacon.
 
Random thought/question cause my wife thinks im crazy...

Do yall find it weird to just sit down and eat GOOD bacon bits? Im not talking the dollar gentral plastic bottle bacon bits, but the good refrigerated chunks of bacon.
I prefer the plastic bottle crunchy ones lol 😂 the real ones aren’t for me
 
I prefer the plastic bottle crunchy ones lol 😂 the real ones aren’t for me
They have their place. I prefer those on a salad.
 
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