yall wont believe this

GotWood said:
I think the salt thing is for catching birds???
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I bet i can spit watermelon seeds and kill a bird.I like salt on my mellons, so you might be onto something:rolleyes:

Remember I am the Modern day Warrior, mean, mean stride...todays Tom Sawyer...mean mean...fruit chunker!
I will be in the kitchen painting blue berry stripes on my face..RAMBO style. Might even hide in some leaves with some crisp celery, catch em' right in the eye.
 
Dylan W. said:
^^^That stuff is to technical, even the slingshot. I prefer a more primative object.
Besides, I have a gun or two but that would be too easy.
We have had guys on here kill em' with bow and arrow,muzzle loader,rifles and pistols.
We've had folks crawling 2oo yrds on their belly in the rain and guys hitting them with Jeeps, I want to be the one who kills one with some fruit or something.
I will be the man...step aside Ted Nugent.:fuck-you:..I've got a carrot!
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At least go for a tangerine - smaller, more dense, better throwing action.
Actually,an apple, or little crabapple would be even better.
But if you could nab one w/ a grapefruit - that would be badass.
 
okay tonight Dylan, I want this. Run one down, wrestle it to the ground, and ring his neck. Then you will be Warrior....Your Warrior style will beat all Dragon style. video, video, video.....:huggy::popcorn:
 
Dylan W. said:
I bet i can spit watermelon seeds and kill a bird.I like salt on my mellons, so you might be onto something:rolleyes:
Remember I am the Modern day Warrior, mean, mean stride...todays Tom Sawyer...mean mean...fruit chunker!
I will be in the kitchen painting blue berry stripes on my face..RAMBO style. Might even hide in some leaves with some crisp celery, catch em' right in the eye.
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What are you smokin? Must be dern good.
 
FishHunt said:
Let me see if I have this correct. You threw food at food? City slickers...:lol:...What will they do next?

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Hey man...i am country as it comes...got almost 6 acres in the woods, but only 2 miles from wal-mart. Creek in the back, we swing on vines,play on 4 wheelers, grow gardens,pitch horseshoes,pee off the porch(and as chip mentioned, on burning brake rotors) we have neighbors with horses,goats,cows..we get free eggs from the neighbors chickens....a little bit of country mixed with some redneck.
No city slicken here...
Ask ratlabguy,caver dave and a few others....they have been here for a little wheelin' thru all the neighbors woods. The neighbors dont mind, and would'nt say a word if I blasted a deer at 3 am w/ a 12 guage...they would probably come help me clean it. I just dont hunt. Nothing against it..except for the waiting in the cold bla bla part...but I might eventually cap one with something worse than fruit..ya never know.
 
blazeproc said:
okay tonight Dylan, I want this. Run one down, wrestle it to the ground, and ring his neck. Then you will be Warrior....Your Warrior style will beat all Dragon style. video, video, video.....:huggy::popcorn:
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This could happen...yeah, i could see that. The chasing with video camera anyway. I dont think i could catch one with my bare hands yet! YET...But when I do..you better believe I will be ringing it's neck and poking eyeballs.:eek:
 
Futbalfantic said:
What are you smokin? Must be dern good.
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Dried bannana peel with a little toothpaste for flavor. Try it and see for yourself. I have caught 5 snakes by hand this yr alone. Makes me all Grizzly Adams like. I have also killed a possum with a baseball bat(stupid animal played possum, it was too easy) I have a few more stories that folks wouldnt believe, but I am afraid yall might never believe me again.
I have witnesses too.
 
chuckwhut said:
we're not all rich like you, stop rubbing it in!
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Dylan W. said:
yeah, now im gonna dress up like a deer and run in his yard.
Maybe he will throw some gold balls at me.
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rich, ha. You guys are funny.

Dylan, you come all the way up here just to dress up like a deer and run around my .2 acre yard on a highway - the popo will probably put you in the funny farm.
Whcih could be entertaining :driver:

FWIW I don't even own any golf clubs. That's a pansy sport.
Around here it'd probbaly be some random Thomas the Tank Engine toy, seems to be no shortage of them and I'd love to be down a few...
 
RatLabGuy said:
FWIW I don't even own any golf clubs. That's a pansy sport.
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you hit gold balls with golf clubs...damn man, we are all peons in your world
 
RatLabGuy said:
rich, ha. You guys are funny.
Dylan, you come all the way up here just to dress up like a deer and run around my .2 acre yard on a highway - the popo will probably put you in the funny farm.
Whcih could be entertaining :driver:
FWIW I don't even own any golf clubs. That's a pansy sport.
Around here it'd probbaly be some random Thomas the Tank Engine toy, seems to be no shortage of them and I'd love to be down a few...
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I know whay ya mean about the toys..maybe i should hurl some Dora the explorer crap...or some Hanna Montanna stuff.
 
dylan, that story is hilarious,

i can totally see you throwing an orange at a deer at 3 in the morning, and going to tell you wife, and she says way to go.

That is just friggin hilarious, "Dylan : the next jeremiah johnson"
coming January 2009 to a field near you.
 
In my best Sean Connery voice... "If they put one of yours in the hospital, you put one of theirs in the morgue.... If they pull a knife, you pull an orange..."
 
I'm thinking I might shoot one . With a real gun. Get something to eat.
They are regularly in the yard, feeling safe, so....
 
Dylan W. said:
I'm thinking I might shoot one . With a real gun. Get something to eat.
They are regularly in the yard, feeling safe, so....
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Let me and Aaron swing by one weekend. You wont have ANY more deer problems.:huggy:
 
RatLabGuy said:
I'd keep a bucket of gold balls by the door. Easier to aim and get better distance, and w/ teh right placement good knock one out lol.
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chuckwhut said:
we're not all rich like you, stop rubbing it in!
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SkyHiK5 said:
you hit gold balls with golf clubs...damn man, we are all peons in your world
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OK so i'm an idiot, just now realized my typo. Damn fat clumsy fingers.

chuckwhut said:
dave probably has gold everything. gold dishes, gold silverware, gold toothbrush...rich bastid
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You forgot the solid gold house...
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Back to the top. Thanks again for the laughs. These comment are great.

Merry Christmas early y'all from that short elf.
 
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