Alright which will it be - a$$hole version

[RatLabGuy]

You can curse your enemy with only smelling 2 things for the rest of their life.

What's it gonna be?

 

[rcalexander105]

NYC streets and wet cat food

 

[orange150]

Freshly stepped in dog shit and vomit.

Fuck that guy.

 

[obullfish]

Bourbon street during Mardi Gras and the mixture of a middle eastern kill and eat pen full of Camels, goats, and sheep.

 

[hurt4x4]

Gut shot on a deer and limburger cheese.

 

[willness33]

pepperoni dog farts and stink bug juice

 

[jyaks]

I feel like after a week of smelling nothing else you'd go numb to it.
Have you ever lived next to a farm? You don't smell it until someone mentions it to you.

 

[Ron]

Gear oil and spoiled milk

 

[CasterTroy]

1) Hillary's undercarriage after 12 hrs in a pants-suit

though.....Bill is unphased

I feel like after a week of smelling nothing else you'd go numb to it.

2) overcooked rear-end oil mixed with 30yr old gas

 

[83oldyoda4x4]

Indian/middleeastern BO and pan cooking peppers jalapenos/habanero , basically pepper spray.

Made that mistake once, was using allegro hot and spicy marinading some chicken. Started to rain so i thought i would cook indoors.....

 

[rockcity]

Gear oil and spoiled milk

Lol. That’s odd. I actually like the smell of gear oil.

 

[willness33]

Lol. That’s odd. I actually like the smell of gear oil.

Guess you never wheeled on a D35 back in the day lol.

 

[UTfball68]

The inside of a plastic bag...and then they won’t need a second smell.

 

[Ron]

Lol. That’s odd. I actually like the smell of gear oil.

i dont mind it if Im working on something..but get it in some clothes and its there forever.
Ive got an ancient columbia hoodie thats 3x thicker than anything you can buy today that I love....got gear oil on the wrist cuff a couple years ago and cant wear it anymore...4-5 hours of it in a car continuous and im ready to fight puppies

 

[1stgenxxx]

Gear oil and spoiled milk

@braxton357 and I are currently in stage 4 trails of Gear oil that comes in Black ICE and New Car smell

 

[Buffy]

Mama June hot yoga panties and skunk

 

[justjeepin86]

A male dogs anal gland and whatever smell was coming from that bastard in the bathroom stall at work last week.

 

[rcalexander105]

Mama June hot yoga panties and skunk

Skunk reminds me of high school days

 

[CasterTroy]

Skunk reminds me of high school days

Ex-wife went to App state. Always complained about the skunks up there. (touch on sheltered side coupled with nerd) then we went to Scooters house one night....it was like watching a deaf person hear for the first time.

 

[iwaxmyjimmy]

Burnt transmission fluid and a hog house that the feeder overflowed and soaked up all the waste.

 

[UTfball68]

Skunk reminds me of high school days

I’ll go a different direction with this...but one of my dad’s prized possessions was his hunting cover scent. Wisconsin deer season, was/is only like 10 days, if he didn’t harvest a deer, it probably meant we wouldn’t have meat for a while. So his ‘advantage’ was real skunk scent...no synthetic stuff...it was rather expensive comparatively speaking (maybe $20-30/oz at the time), but it was all we used for years. So any time I catch a whiff of a dead one, it’s almost euphoric for me, while the rest of the car is gagging for air.

 

[obullfish]

I’ll go a different direction with this...but one of my dad’s prized possessions was his hunting cover scent. Wisconsin deer season, was/is only like 10 days, if he didn’t harvest a deer, it probably meant we wouldn’t have meat for a while. So his ‘advantage’ was real skunk scent...no synthetic stuff...it was rather expensive comparatively speaking (maybe $20-30/oz at the time), but it was all we used for years. So any time I catch a whiff of a dead one, it’s almost euphoric for me, while the rest of the car is gagging for air.

My and my sisters super power is we can’t smell a skunk. Don’t know why but from what I hear I’ll take it.

 

[Lizooki]

a middle eastern kill and eat pen full of Camels, goats, and sheep.

Or their owner.

 

[obullfish]

Or their owner.

Very true! Nothing worse than a camel jockey covered with shitty cologne trying to cover up ass and armpit spice.

 

[skyhighZJ]

Very true! Nothing worse than a camel jockey covered with shitty cologne trying to cover up ass and armpit spice.

After they Kapow themselves with a 4th of July vest and sit out in the summer sun they don’t get any better either..... so I’ve heard.