Alright which will it be - a$$hole version

[frankenyoter]

You can curse your enemy with only smelling 2 things for the rest of their life.

What's it gonna be?

Can’t play. I will fuck your lives up if I dig deep enough. I don’t want want to be that guy... so y’all have fun.

 

[obullfish]

After they Kapow themselves with a 4th of July vest and sit out in the summer sun they don’t get any better either..... so I’ve heard.

Yep

 

[Futbalfantic]

Lower GI bleed and septicemia

 

[CasterTroy]

Lower GI bleed and septicemia

Kinda doesn't work so well when only like 4 people on here know that smell.

I assume bad...but most on here can relate to the taste of brussel sprouts, smell of gear oil.....etc

 

[willness33]

Lower GI bleed and septicemia

Fuck. You win. Can't wash your nose hairs enough for either. I wasn't going medical but I'll take gear oil on me all day now.

 

[willness33]

Kinda doesn't work so well when only like 4 people on here know that smell.

I assume bad...but most on here can relate to the taste of brussel sprouts, smell of gear oil.....etc

Brussel sprouts aren't food and shouldn't be eaten.

 

[mbalbritton]

Rancid meat and an dip spit bottle that’s been sitting in a hot car for at least 5 days.

 

[rcalexander105]

Brussel sprouts aren't food and shouldn't be eaten.

You ain't doing them right then. Cut'em in half, sautee them jokers up with some bacon and onions in a cast iron skillet and them there's good eatin!

 

[willness33]

You ain't doing them right then. Cut'em in half, sautee them jokers up with some bacon and onions in a cast iron skillet and them there's good eatin!

Last time I had any on my plate I was 7 and stared at those 3 bastards for hours. I got busted giving them to the dog.

 

[rcalexander105]

Last time I had any on my plate I was 7 and stared at those 3 bastards for hours. I got busted giving them to the dog.

Been there and honestly didn't like them for a while until they were cooked right.

Same with collards. Frankly, white ppl don't know how to properly cook collards. It wasn't until I had some that my cousin's wife (Lumbee) cooked with fat back & they were friggin melt in your mouth good!

 

[Futbalfantic]

Kinda doesn't work so well when only like 4 people on here know that smell.

I assume bad...but most on here can relate to the taste of brussel sprouts, smell of gear oil.....etc

Let’s see if I can do it justice.

GI bleed: part hot blood, part coagulated blood (add extra iron), freshly dressed deer entrails, yesterday’s dressed deer entrails, add some rotting flesh, and the worst meet farts. That’s as about as close as I can get.

septicemia: smells like dying. Not death

 

[CasterTroy]

Brussel sprouts aren't food and shouldn't be eaten.

Agree

"Little balls of hatred" is what I call them

Mom made me sit there till midnight...still refused to eat them

Try them every decade or so...still spit them across the room. Wife got them at Ruth's Chris in Wilmington when we were down visiting the girl at school a couple of years ago. Even THEY couldn't make them tolerable. And I think that was a $12 side Thankfully the wife loves them and it wasn't wasted

 

[Jason W.]

Raw cucumbers, nastiest smelling vegie on the planet.

 

[mbalbritton]

You ain't doing them right then. Cut'em in half, sautee them jokers up with some bacon and onions in a cast iron skillet and them there's good eatin!

And a splash of balsamic vinegar. Yum!

 

[Ron]

Same with collards. Frankly, white ppl don't know how to properly cook collards. It wasn't until I had some that my cousin's wife (Lumbee) cooked with fat back & they were friggin melt in your mouth good!

Hudson smokehouse in Lexington.
Great BBQ buffet but their greens are legit.