Biggest douche-mobile

Clever douchebag

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I give this guy credit! Instead of parking perpendicular to the marking lines and hogging 4 to 6 spaces, he hops the curb and takes only 2. I agree, quite clever.

After further review it appears he's blocking the pedestrian walkway. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
 
Found these in my holiday travels...
Caught this gasser on my way to Columbia... sounded like shit..
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Speaks for itself...
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Local favorite....
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14+ light bars front to back, huge stacks, redneck window banner, bullet hole stickers, about 6 air horns underneath and single wheels on a dually...I'm sure at one time or another it's probably worn truck nuts also.




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I'm not actually I'm believing what I'm seeing here. In my head, this is what the photoshop pic looks like when someone is trying to make a point about douchemobiles. I'm not even sure I can be mad at that, that's dedication and going all in. Slight point deduction though on rim choice and not actively sporting truck nuts.
 
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14+ light bars front to back, huge stacks, redneck window banner, bullet hole stickers, about 6 air horns underneath and single wheels on a dually...I'm sure at one time or another it's probably worn truck nuts also.




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Take off all of the unnecessary lights and remove the stack and you have a pretty good looking truck in my opinion. I am actually liking the single wheel in the rear.
 
Well I should admit that I'm a douche. That dually ford looks pretty similar to my truck. I've got 2 light bars on front (I find them useful) and yes I had truck nutz on my truck about 8 years ago cause I thought they were funny. Sorry you didn't get the joke.
In fact priuss, compact and hybrid drivers park me in every chance they get on Duke hospital campus to remind me. Oh and don't forget the dorkel.
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Seen this gem at the local Walmart, some kid got in it, looked maybe 18.
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Sheesh, way to kill your ground clearance.

That huge clevis reminds me of this dickhead clerk at an industrial tool shop. I bought a clevis with a 7/8"-1" shank, some straps and hooks, just some odds and ends I wanted for my tool box just in case.

He takes a look at the clevis and says "You don't need this. Do you realize what this is for? You could lift a tank with it!"
I told him "Yes, you probably could... and there's no way I'm pulling tanks out of the mud... so I'll probably never break it nor am I going to have to worry about it breaking and being on the end of a strap while its coming towards my back glass. I'd rather live another day than die trying to pull something."

So I went back to the shelf bought two of them.
 
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Myrtle beach on New Years.


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14+ light bars front to back, huge stacks, redneck window banner, bullet hole stickers, about 6 air horns underneath and single wheels on a dually...I'm sure at one time or another it's probably worn truck nuts also.




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Looks like a great chance to get a rescue diesel when dudder doesn't graduate high school in the spring and his parents sell it cheap :D
 
My gym never disappoints

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I don't take pictures of the trucks that park out in the lot like mine cause each of them are in one spot but are to long to fit in the spaces. But there are about 3-4 everyday including mine but at least we park far out
 
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