Biggest douche-mobile

braxton357 said:
Thanks, I'm looking pretty good there.
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Truck looked pretty good anyway. You could hear all the waitresses at Mac's yelling "ride em cowboy!" as you pulled up.

Regardless, here's a recap of our lunch conversation:


Obviously I should have had the cowboy hat on.
 
jeepinmatt said:
Truck looked pretty good anyway. You could hear all the waitresses at Mac's yelling "ride em cowboy!" as you pulled up.

Regardless, here's a recap of our lunch conversation:


Obviously I should have had the cowboy hat on.
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All hat, no cattle.
 
This guy with the swiggly hand painted racing stripes, “The Brat” on the bumper, dual exhausts on his obvious 6cyl while reving the engine at the stop light.
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I Don't have the Douche's picture, but I did take pics of what he/she, left me last night! I have a circle driveway which runs behind my house. I also live next to the RR Tracks. So, when the Train has the tracks blocked, it's common to see folks turning around. Most can easily make the turn, in the street. Others use either end of my driveway, or my neighbors. Many that use my gravel drive, end up spinning my loose gravel, Not that they mean to, they just Don't think! Occasionally, someone will drive around my, or my neighbors house. Neighbor has a paved circle in front of his house. I get Tired of the Sneak-sters, so several months back, I put up No Trespass signs. That helped. I Heard a commotion last night, while sleeping, but could also hear the Train, so paid little attention to it. I look out my window this morning, & see where some Drunk Ass, has broadsided into my lower drive. Stopped just as they touched the grass, farther investigation, showed they continued round my drive, Twice hitting the gas & digging a 1 wheel rut. Back of my house, is a concrete area that connects my drive-in basement. WHY is it Covered in Gravel? There is a small to climb going around the house. Naturally they spun going up the hill, BUT Then, instead of continuing around the house, the MF Idiot, goes Straight! Right between my car trailer & a Huge Oak tree! THAT is Where the Shower of Gravel came from! The tree roots are Huge, & I also have some concrete blocks, sitting out there. Crazy person cut a 4"x4" trench, 10' long, Trying to get over the tree roots & blocks! MADE it, running across some bushes, & into the neighbors yard, that is on a side hill. Slick wet grass & leaves! Somehow, he/she/they, made it across Neighbors side hill, with 1 tire spinning, & drove out the end of His driveway. Damn shame Neighbors weren't home, because the driveway would have been blocked with their cars. Damn shame this Person Didn't get Stuck, & Damn shame I didn't realize it, or I could have meet them at 3-4 in the morning, with a 12 Gauge! I did make a Police report, but just to show them the Shit I end up with, & get Their promise of Increased Patrols.:shaking: Now your wondering Why I don't close or block my driveway? I get front porch mail delivery, & back door paper delivery. If I close the driveway, I would have to install mail & paper boxes, on the street. Then the Drunks would have another Target!
Hope you enjoyed the Rant, now onto the pictures!
 

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rodney eppes said:
I Don't have the Douche's picture, but I did take pics of what he/she, left me last night! I have a circle driveway which runs behind my house. I also live next to the RR Tracks. So, when the Train has the tracks blocked, it's common to see folks turning around. Most can easily make the turn, in the street. Others use either end of my driveway, or my neighbors. Many that use my gravel drive, end up spinning my loose gravel, Not that they mean to, they just Don't think! Occasionally, someone will drive around my, or my neighbors house. Neighbor has a paved circle in front of his house. I get Tired of the Sneak-sters, so several months back, I put up No Trespass signs. That helped. I Heard a commotion last night, while sleeping, but could also hear the Train, so paid little attention to it. I look out my window this morning, & see where some Drunk Ass, has broadsided into my lower drive. Stopped just as they touched the grass, farther investigation, showed they continued round my drive, Twice hitting the gas & digging a 1 wheel rut. Back of my house, is a concrete area that connects my drive-in basement. WHY is it Covered in Gravel? There is a small to climb going around the house. Naturally they spun going up the hill, BUT Then, instead of continuing around the house, the MF Idiot, goes Straight! Right between my car trailer & a Huge Oak tree! THAT is Where the Shower of Gravel came from! The tree roots are Huge, & I also have some concrete blocks, sitting out there. Crazy person cut a 4"x4" trench, 10' long, Trying to get over the tree roots & blocks! MADE it, running across some bushes, & into the neighbors yard, that is on a side hill. Slick wet grass & leaves! Somehow, he/she/they, made it across Neighbors side hill, with 1 tire spinning, & drove out the end of His driveway. Damn shame Neighbors weren't home, because the driveway would have been blocked with their cars. Damn shame this Person Didn't get Stuck, & Damn shame I didn't realize it, or I could have meet them at 3-4 in the morning, with a 12 Gauge! I did make a Police report, but just to show them the Shit I end up with, & get Their promise of Increased Patrols.:shaking: Now your wondering Why I don't close or block my driveway? I get front porch mail delivery, & back door paper delivery. If I close the driveway, I would have to install mail & paper boxes, on the street. Then the Drunks would have another Target!
Hope you enjoyed the Rant, now onto the pictures!
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That took some effort, and probably some alcohol.
 
rodney eppes said:
I Don't have the Douche's picture, but I did take pics of what he/she, left me last night! I have a circle driveway which runs behind my house. I also live next to the RR Tracks. So, when the Train has the tracks blocked, it's common to see folks turning around. Most can easily make the turn, in the street. Others use either end of my driveway, or my neighbors. Many that use my gravel drive, end up spinning my loose gravel, Not that they mean to, they just Don't think! Occasionally, someone will drive around my, or my neighbors house. Neighbor has a paved circle in front of his house. I get Tired of the Sneak-sters, so several months back, I put up No Trespass signs. That helped. I Heard a commotion last night, while sleeping, but could also hear the Train, so paid little attention to it. I look out my window this morning, & see where some Drunk Ass, has broadsided into my lower drive. Stopped just as they touched the grass, farther investigation, showed they continued round my drive, Twice hitting the gas & digging a 1 wheel rut. Back of my house, is a concrete area that connects my drive-in basement. WHY is it Covered in Gravel? There is a small to climb going around the house. Naturally they spun going up the hill, BUT Then, instead of continuing around the house, the MF Idiot, goes Straight! Right between my car trailer & a Huge Oak tree! THAT is Where the Shower of Gravel came from! The tree roots are Huge, & I also have some concrete blocks, sitting out there. Crazy person cut a 4"x4" trench, 10' long, Trying to get over the tree roots & blocks! MADE it, running across some bushes, & into the neighbors yard, that is on a side hill. Slick wet grass & leaves! Somehow, he/she/they, made it across Neighbors side hill, with 1 tire spinning, & drove out the end of His driveway. Damn shame Neighbors weren't home, because the driveway would have been blocked with their cars. Damn shame this Person Didn't get Stuck, & Damn shame I didn't realize it, or I could have meet them at 3-4 in the morning, with a 12 Gauge! I did make a Police report, but just to show them the Shit I end up with, & get Their promise of Increased Patrols.:shaking: Now your wondering Why I don't close or block my driveway? I get front porch mail delivery, & back door paper delivery. If I close the driveway, I would have to install mail & paper boxes, on the street. Then the Drunks would have another Target!
Hope you enjoyed the Rant, now onto the pictures!
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I guess this would be the wrong time to post about the new off-road park I found by the train tracks last night.
 
So I wasn't able to get a picture because I was busy. But I watched a jk Rubicon on 35s spend about 10 minutes rocking back and forth trying to get moving in a snow covered gravel lot in 2 wheel drive to leave the ski resort.

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Wes said:
My douche must be showing cuz I’d drive that.
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Well I despise the look of the superdookies anyway, so a factory truck on the lot qualifies for this thread for me. And the fact that he probably had it fixed up by the homosexual con artist at Full Throttle Performance in High Point makes it extra douchey
 
I could literally post to this thread everyday if I could safely take a picture while passing FTP on business 85 every morning. Some of the extra gay trucks sit there for weeks and it's hard not to pull over and take a pic from the shoulder of the road.

Of course they're probably sitting there for weeks while the owner works overtime to make extra money to pay the bill that magically doubles because they don't honor labor or part prices that they give face to face, from behind their business counter, 2 days prior.

Gosh I hate crooks. Sorry for the rant. Continue on making fun of what most these people probably consider their greatest life achievements.
 
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