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Wes said:
Ask him what Ranger school class he went to. If he can’t spout off the class number instantly he’s a lying piece of crap along with having shitty taste.
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Oh I’ve seen so many fakes recently and it pisses me off so bad. Especially when they obviously were never in any kind of shape but round.
 
Fabrik8 said:
It still boggles my mind that people would do that. I'd be afraid of getting my ass beat if anyone called me out....
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The world tells them they are all special little flower and it’s not what you actually achieve it’s what you think you could have achieved. I passed my units pre screening for Ranger school twice, but never got a ticket to go to Benning. Salty as hell over it still but I don’t get why ppl lie, especially to an infantryman about their achievements or lack their of.
 
a_kelley said:
Wouldn't it be difficult to get a disabled vet tag without at least being in the service?
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He def served to be able to get the tag, and he very well could have been tabbed and been at Bragg. Which he could qualify for the tag, and I’ve seen some ridiculous claims with the VA from people, but who am I to judge. I’m not a doctor, and I didn’t swing for the fences claiming everything under the sun either.

Id still ask him his roster number and if he didn’t rattle it off, I’d joke about how my first PSG was an RI and on the surviving the cut tv show. I just make it clear that I know the pipeline and what not. Normally that and a very sarcastic look will get them embarrassed enough to not to embellish stories in your presence again. Id rather not publicly embarrass someone because they need to work out that issue. I had to do this in college after I got out. While introducing ourselves replied with what branch of service he was in with Army Ranger, I just said Army afterwards and he looked like he was gonna shit his pants. He didn’t know the difference of being tabbed or having a scroll. Another guy in the class was 11B and in 10th mountain with a buddy of mine. He asked him his job and he said he couldn’t talk about it but basically described the plot to the Peacemaker with George Clooney. My favorite was a guy who claimed to be a SEAL and I got him in an arm triangle in less than 15 seconds and he tapped. Before that he had described the plot of Clear and Present Danger to me... I guess some people really are just legends in their own minds.
 
a_kelley said:
Wouldn't it be difficult to get a disabled vet tag without at least being in the service?
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I’m sure he served with a vet tag. Most guys in that line of work don’t advertise it to the world. They’ll talk about it in small groups and with friends. In my experience guys that tell crazy war stories to anyone who’ll listen are full of shit.
 
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I’d hate to buy tires for that thing. I wonder if you got tires with a 50k mike warranty, would they honor the warranty? Rotate every oil change so the wear looks even and you would have prorated tires for life.
 
sgtbriangreen said:
I’d hate to buy tires for that thing. I wonder if you got tires with a 50k mike warranty, would they honor the warranty? Rotate every oil change so the wear looks even and you would have prorated tires for life.
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Why would they wear any faster than a regular truck?
 
I'd just hate to buy six Swampers...

They probably don't scrub much with the turning radius of the Titanic :D
 
BigSouth said:
One set of the rear tires is gonna drag across the pavement when turning. Just like a trailer. My $.02
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I doubt it turns sharp enough to do any significant wear to the tires unless thats all you did all day.
 
Croatan_Kid said:
I'd just hate to buy six Swampers...

They probably don't scrub much with the turning radius of the Titanic :D
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Stuntman Autoworks said:
I doubt it turns sharp enough to do any significant wear to the tires unless thats all you did all day.
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I guess you wouldn’t understand until you’ve OWNED one. That’s ok, keep doubting experience.
 
I'm posting this here even tho I doubt this kid even has a car. He felt like I needed to listen to whatever craptastic rapper he was blaring from his phone while dancing in the aisle.

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I'd like to see the turning radius of each truck. I'd almost bet yours can turn sharper than that F350 :lol: There's not much difference in length either...at least it doesn't look like it.

That's what she said.
 
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