Biggest douche-mobile

Discussion in 'General Chit Chat' started by McCracken, Jul 16, 2014.

  1. BrianGreen

    BrianGreen SSG Brian Green

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    Any truck with truck nuts. Nothing screams "Im a DOUCHE" more than a set of big plastic testicles hanging off your bumper.
     
  2. CThurmond

    CThurmond Well-Known Member

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    so every diesel and jku ever made
     
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  3. Roadwarrior

    Roadwarrior Member

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    Any ricer mufflers. I'm excluding the nice sounding tuners
     
  4. frankenyoter

    frankenyoter No Rain, No Rainbow

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    Excessive use of tow mirrors used for cruising on your Monster Energy stickered, 8" stack equipped and Rockstar rimmed diesel that does absolutely no towing. DOUCHE!!!
     
  5. frankenyoter

    frankenyoter No Rain, No Rainbow

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    Any jeep fully equipped with every chrome smittybuilt chrome accessory.
     
  6. frankenyoter

    frankenyoter No Rain, No Rainbow

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    Wrong category, but equally offensive.
     
  7. TARider

    TARider Well-Known Member

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    I'm a double douche since I used to own two of the cars listed. Though there's only one I'd drive again.
     
  8. Jason W.

    Jason W. Carolina Trail Blazers

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    I just got back from the coast and couldnt belive the number of these (carolina sqaut) trucks, WHY in the hell would you do that, It doesnt look remotely cool and is completely useless.
     
  9. GotWood

    GotWood Sayer of Fact

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    so are most lifted trucks. Can't imagine having to actually load or unload cargo above my head.
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  10. Croatan_Kid

    Croatan_Kid How's your hammer hangin'?

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    Squatting trucks with straight pipes. I see them almost every day. Lots of Subarus around here too and for some reason, it's always a 4'8 Asian, Bruce Lee wanna-be guy driving it who thinks that the noise a blow off valve makes will attract women. Instead, it makes him sound like a homo.


    Here's another good one: Dodge Neon SRT-4!
     
  11. 1-tonmudder

    1-tonmudder Doin my part to stir the pot.

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    So if I built it for my wife does that count??? 002.JPG
     
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  12. YotaOnRocks

    YotaOnRocks Well-Known Member

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    Seems like every douche has a salt life sticker now. I hate those stupid things. Usually found stuck next to a monster energy emblem. And the biggest dead give away of a douche driving is an Obama sticker!
     
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  13. mommucked

    mommucked Endeavoring to persevere

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    I thought it was to help them not get stuck on the beach by shifting some weight off the front, I've seen a lot of mud trucks set up that way.
     
  14. mommucked

    mommucked Endeavoring to persevere

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    FTW :rockon:
     
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  15. Reid

    Reid Hasnt Seen Dirt in Years

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  16. CThurmond

    CThurmond Well-Known Member

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    with that size tire.... looks pretty.douchey
     
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  17. jeepinmatt

    jeepinmatt Still Fat

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    How bout 80's and early 90's corvette's, where the guy driving it thinks his car is "fast" or "bad", when 75% of the cars on the road these days would toast it in the handling, acceleration, and comfort department...

    Nitto tires on douchebag wheels (they seem to go hand in hand, are they the only ones that make tires that size?

    Anyone who has stickers with the brand name of their vehicle giantly displayed on the back window as if we didn't already know.

    Just to echo the sentiments above:
    Monster stickers
    Salt Life stickers
    Rockstar wheels (and anything that has 20" or larger aftermarket wheels really)
    Stacks
    Tow mirrors on a 1500
    Freakin dodge tow mirrors flipped out with nothing behind the truck
     
  18. 1-tonmudder

    1-tonmudder Doin my part to stir the pot.

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    A least it don't have a Dana 30/35 or a jeep powerplant.:smokin:
     
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  19. CThurmond

    CThurmond Well-Known Member

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    the girl driving it factor helps alllllot with the v8
     
  20. 1-tonmudder

    1-tonmudder Doin my part to stir the pot.

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    Does it get extra points for bein an LS???
     
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  21. StretchASU

    StretchASU Well-Known Member

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    At least for a few more years...

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  22. GONOVRIT

    GONOVRIT blue collar brotherhood

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    I rarely ever drive my truck without a trailer behind it. With that said, I have manual mirrors. If I'm not going over 100 miles I'm not folding them in, its a PITA!

    The new era of JK owners are really giving the jeep guys a real douche name. I spent a few days at Carolina beach this past wknd and couldn't stop shaking my head. I'm pretty sure the worst one I saw was a completely white 4dr JK. Hard top, fenders, bumpers, rocker gaurds and 20" WHEELS were all white. What made me even more irritated, and I knew it was coming, the driver was wearing WHITE sunglasses.

    NO man has any respect from me wearing white sunglasses. I don't care if they have a fancy $200 logo on the sides or not, you're still dumb as you look.
     
  23. XJsavage

    XJsavage Warlock of Zante plantation

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    I see it mostly around mud bogs but huge windshield banners that cover half the windshield that state some pretty insignificant things and nicknames. We hear ya! Don't have to scream it!
     
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  24. McCracken

    McCracken Logan Can't See This

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    it was the PT wasn't it?

    this was what I was talking about when I posted mine. These old farts with their slicked back gray hair and gold bracelets. I was sitting in line behind said douche at McDonald's (yeah I didn't really want to eat there but I was in a hurry) and he starts giving the lady shit like he was something cool in that POS.
     
  25. RobMcBee

    RobMcBee Slow n easy when you're not gettin greasy....

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    ..... can we add the "Browning" deer head stickers. They are the other Salt Life sticker
     

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