Biggest douche-mobile

Jason W.

Carolina Trail Blazers
Joined
Feb 27, 2009
Location
nebo nc
I just got back from the coast and couldnt belive the number of these (carolina sqaut) trucks, WHY in the hell would you do that, It doesnt look remotely cool and is completely useless.
 

GotWood

Sayer of Fact
Joined
Jan 12, 2007
Location
Maiden, NC
I just got back from the coast and couldnt belive the number of these (carolina sqaut) trucks, WHY in the hell would you do that, It doesnt look remotely cool and is completely useless.
so are most lifted trucks. Can't imagine having to actually load or unload cargo above my head.
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Croatan_Kid

How's your hammer hangin'?
Joined
Nov 4, 2007
Location
New Bern
Squatting trucks with straight pipes. I see them almost every day. Lots of Subarus around here too and for some reason, it's always a 4'8 Asian, Bruce Lee wanna-be guy driving it who thinks that the noise a blow off valve makes will attract women. Instead, it makes him sound like a homo.


Here's another good one: Dodge Neon SRT-4!
 

1-tonmudder

Doin my part to stir the pot.
Joined
Apr 17, 2005
Location
Greeneville TN

mommucked

Endeavoring to persevere
Joined
Sep 26, 2011
Location
apex n.c.
I just got back from the coast and couldnt belive the number of these (carolina sqaut) trucks, WHY in the hell would you do that, It doesnt look remotely cool and is completely useless.

I thought it was to help them not get stuck on the beach by shifting some weight off the front, I've seen a lot of mud trucks set up that way.
 

jeepinmatt

At least half the people are dumber than the rest
Joined
Mar 24, 2005
Location
Stanley, NC
How bout 80's and early 90's corvette's, where the guy driving it thinks his car is "fast" or "bad", when 75% of the cars on the road these days would toast it in the handling, acceleration, and comfort department...

Nitto tires on douchebag wheels (they seem to go hand in hand, are they the only ones that make tires that size?

Anyone who has stickers with the brand name of their vehicle giantly displayed on the back window as if we didn't already know.

Just to echo the sentiments above:
Monster stickers
Salt Life stickers
Rockstar wheels (and anything that has 20" or larger aftermarket wheels really)
Stacks
Tow mirrors on a 1500
Freakin dodge tow mirrors flipped out with nothing behind the truck
 

1-tonmudder

Doin my part to stir the pot.
Joined
Apr 17, 2005
Location
Greeneville TN

GONOVRIT

blue collar brotherhood
Joined
Apr 10, 2005
Location
Dallas NC
Freakin dodge tow mirrors flipped out with nothing behind the truck

I rarely ever drive my truck without a trailer behind it. With that said, I have manual mirrors. If I'm not going over 100 miles I'm not folding them in, its a PITA!

The new era of JK owners are really giving the jeep guys a real douche name. I spent a few days at Carolina beach this past wknd and couldn't stop shaking my head. I'm pretty sure the worst one I saw was a completely white 4dr JK. Hard top, fenders, bumpers, rocker gaurds and 20" WHEELS were all white. What made me even more irritated, and I knew it was coming, the driver was wearing WHITE sunglasses.

NO man has any respect from me wearing white sunglasses. I don't care if they have a fancy $200 logo on the sides or not, you're still dumb as you look.
 

XJsavage

Warlock of Zante plantation
Joined
Aug 15, 2009
Location
G-ferry
I see it mostly around mud bogs but huge windshield banners that cover half the windshield that state some pretty insignificant things and nicknames. We hear ya! Don't have to scream it!
 

McCracken

Logan Can't See This
Joined
Jul 9, 2005
Location
With your mom at a nice seafood dinner
I'm a double douche since I used to own two of the cars listed. Though there's only one I'd drive again.

it was the PT wasn't it?

How bout 80's and early 90's corvette's, where the guy driving it thinks his car is "fast" or "bad", when 75% of the cars on the road these days would toast it in the handling, acceleration, and comfort department...

this was what I was talking about when I posted mine. These old farts with their slicked back gray hair and gold bracelets. I was sitting in line behind said douche at McDonald's (yeah I didn't really want to eat there but I was in a hurry) and he starts giving the lady shit like he was something cool in that POS.
 
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