Biggest douche-mobile

Discussion in 'General Chit Chat' started by McCracken, Jul 16, 2014.

  1. drkelly

    drkelly Dipstick who put two vehicles on jack stands

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    Oak Ridge/Stokesdale, NC
    In the mall parking lot.

    I think the bedlined highlift is the winner. What a fawking Douche.
     
  2. BigClay

    BigClay Knower of useless ZJ things

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    Winston-Salem
    Are double high lifts as good as a 231 doubler? :D
     
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  3. ajbirken

    ajbirken Well-Known Member

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    Glad I'm not the only one that sees that it looks like that!!! Makes me laugh all the time.
     
  4. drkelly

    drkelly Dipstick who put two vehicles on jack stands

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    Oak Ridge/Stokesdale, NC
    If I was single with no kids, I might get a custom one made 'porn life', just to fawk with people.
     
  5. mbalbritton

    mbalbritton #@$%!

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    Biggest Douche mobile of all.

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  6. benmack1

    benmack1 Well-Known Member

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    at risk of starting this shit up again......
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  7. RatLabGuy

    RatLabGuy You look like a monkey and smell like one too

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    There's a difference between douche and idiot
     
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  8. Infamous1

    Infamous1 Well-Known Member

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    Location:
    Pittsboro
    FOR SALE

    I have one barely used Salt Life sticker (It was on a Z71 so its perfect)
    a set of 38" Nitto Mud Grapplers,
    a 6" lift kit
    and a set of locked tons (perfect, never off of the pavement) and the 14bolt is shaved to clear the knarliest speedbumps!!
    :flipoff2::fuck-you::flipoff2::fuck-you::flipoff2::fuck-you::flipoff2::fuck-you::flipoff2::fuck-you::flipoff2::fuck-you::flipoff2::fuck-you::flipoff2::fuck-you::flipoff2::fuck-you::flipoff2::fuck-you::flipoff2::fuck-you::flipoff2:

    doing this just because I really care how you guys feel about me!!:bling:
     
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  9. XJsavage

    XJsavage Warlock of Zante plantation

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    Factory parts spray painted to match the vehicle, er, not. Sure sign of a douche.
     
  10. UTfball68

    UTfball68 Well-Known Member

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    Obviously done with cheap tractor supply spray paint because it's already peeling by day 4 and letting that chrome underneath shine bright.
     
  11. XJsavage

    XJsavage Warlock of Zante plantation

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    Totally gonna use rustoleum neon green on a blue truck. Painted factory tie rod, diff covers, shocks... Yeah buddy.
     
  12. Bogleparsons

    Bogleparsons Well-Known Member

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    you need to buy a pair of bigass white framed sunglasses and get some Monster Energy stickers!
     
  13. McCracken

    McCracken Logan Can't See This

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    With your mom at a nice seafood dinner
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  14. mbalbritton

    mbalbritton #@$%!

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    :lol:

    nah man, he's got his girlfriend on the boat with him. I'm guessing her co-captain chair is just below and in front of his.
     
  15. McCracken

    McCracken Logan Can't See This

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    that guy is gross and she's a floozy.
     
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  16. mommucked

    mommucked Endeavoring to persevere

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    kitt.jpg
     
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  17. drkelly

    drkelly Dipstick who put two vehicles on jack stands

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    I saw a guy in a Blazer pulling out of Lowes a while back. He had painted the shocks white, but didn't remove them. Overspray was all over the frame and brackets which were black of course.:shaking:
     
  18. strange1

    strange1 Well-Known Member

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    this thread is a hilarious reminder not to post pics of my junk. LOL.
     
  19. Lizooki

    Lizooki Well-Known Member

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    Stokes Co. NC
    Any dually or big diesel owned by anyone without anything to tow.
    And of course, anything with a 7 slot grill! :rolleyes:;):flipoff2::flipoff2::fuck-you::bounce::burnout::rockon::uzi:

    And any Prius.

    Matt
     
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  20. XJsavage

    XJsavage Warlock of Zante plantation

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    Cherokees, Xjs, soccer momobiles, grocery getters, unibodies, whatwver you call ems = douche cars.
     
  21. tknopp

    tknopp Well-Known Member

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    Stupid 13.1 and 26.2 stickers attached.
     
  22. hurt4x4

    hurt4x4 Well-Known Member

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    Greensboro
    FL lisense plates
     
  23. strange1

    strange1 Well-Known Member

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    an old joke.....how can you tell if someone has ran a marathon? dont worry, they'll tell you about it.
     
  24. drkelly

    drkelly Dipstick who put two vehicles on jack stands

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    Oak Ridge/Stokesdale, NC

    Guy at my work has a 0.0 sticker on the back of his JK.
     
  25. Infamous1

    Infamous1 Well-Known Member

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    Pittsboro
    I have been putting "69" stickers on my trail junk for a while. They do their thing I do mine!!:gitrdun:
     

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