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:lol: That plate bolted to the other plate that's bolted to another plate stacked on another on the subframe says "offroad design..."
Bolted to the brace that the arms are bolted too
Wait, yeah that whole subframe that the arms are bolted to is just a couple plates bolted together? And only attached to the frame with 2 grade 5 bolts at each arm?
I love this thing b/c the more I look at it, I think you could randomly choose any 1 bolt to take out, and then watch the whole thing fold up and bend as soon as a reasonable force is applied.
At least they are shiny bolts...
 
:lol: That plate bolted to the other plate that's bolted to another plate stacked on another on the subframe says "offroad design..."

With stainless steel, button head cap screws. Totally structural.

I don't understand all the extra little tabs on the edges of all the parts. It's not an assembly locating feature obviously, so they must just be there for added weight and to make it look more off-road-y.

If the plate thickness looked like there was any engineering involved for weight reduction, I'd say those tabs were a bad idea for stress risers. Not worried.
 
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With stainless steel, button head cap screws. Totally structural.

I dint understand all the extra little tabs on the edges of all the parts. It's not an assembly locating feature obviously, so they must just be there for added weight and to make it look more off-road-y.
I was looking at those tabs too. My first thought was the same - assembly locating features...but upon closer inspection, they are certainly what you describe them to be...makes it look tough! ….or something.

Dude that designed that "kit" must have seen those features on an actual functioning product and thought to himself "I wonder how I can make something that is supposed to be useful into something totally not...and make it look like a 55-gallon drum of douche-juice at the same time."
 
That thing looks like its got 10* of the negative caster.

THIS Caster gave him a negative 50 as I passed him. He didn't like that so he tooted his train horn :rolleyes:

Sara said he must be hung like a cold field mouse
 
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I was excited to share some Myrtle beach swag with you guys until I seen the bolt on truck nightmare, I just don’t know how to compete with that
 
I mentioned this previously in this thread but I live in ft Lauderdale now and work 1/2 mile down the toad from that shit hole SoFlo Jeeps. It’s honestly sickening to see these things rolling around the streets. I’ll try and go down there sometime and take pics of their Jeeps. They take base model sports, slap 22s+, shitty hoods, lights all over the place, “custom” interiors and charge $45k for them. It’s insane. They even ruined an AEV Brute
 
They put normal parking spots in the contractor section at Lowe's.... just to have morons do this.
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You really should have parked in front of him
 
Pulling the ghost trailer into the handicap spot. Obviously his handicap is being nearly blind, so thats what all the lights are for.
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