Biggest douche-mobile

You have to experience this one, the picture really doesn’t do it justice!

F350 dually, 22.5” big rig wheels, 8” chrome spike lug nuts, mild lift, steel bumper, huge Superman logo on the tailgate, AND the driver... this guy swings in and out of the truck on his oh sh!t handles while wearing a cowboy hat and cowboy boots. It’s a bit of a show! Lol

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jerzsubbie said:
You have to experience this one, the picture really doesn’t do it justice!

F350 dually, 22.5” big rig wheels, 8” chrome spike lug nuts, mild lift, steel bumper, huge Superman logo on the tailgate, AND the driver... this guy swings in and out of the truck on his oh sh!t handles while wearing a cowboy hat and cowboy boots. It’s a bit of a show! Lol

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you ever rode in a light duty truck with those wheels and tires. HELL NO its rougher than TSLs.
 
Loganwayne said:
you ever rode in a light duty truck with those wheels and tires. HELL NO its rougher than TSLs.
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given the profile height, those are like 22s not 22.5s.
 
RatLabGuy said:
I'm trying to undrstand the tennis balls
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They are Douche expressive art. The meaning behind them is they are suspended balls, like the suspended balls of a young child who has not matured to be a real man. At least, I'm assuming the whole point of the display is to express their lack of maturity...
 
Tennis balls are an old trucker thing, keeps the whips from scratching the paint.

While I don't like the style there is something sweet about a,king your son (or daughter) a tribute power wheel modeled after Dads truck
 
Ron said:
Tennis balls are an old trucker thing, keeps the whips from scratching the paint.

While I don't like the style there is something sweet about a,king your son (or daughter) a tribute power wheel modeled after Dads truck
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And if they don't have kids, then is it just weird, or borderline pedophile?
 
jeepinmatt said:
And if they don't have kids, then is it just weird, or borderline pedophile?
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Probably just bed decoration. Look at how grubby the ratchet straps are, I think they've been there for a while.
Maybe it's some squat truck trend, like all of the people who drove older lowered BMWs with a bike rack and a BMX bike for decoration. Then the trend was just the bike rack, but with stickers on the air deflector (also for VWs). Trends can get pretty dumb.
 
Fabrik8 said:
Probably just bed decoration. Look at how grubby the ratchet straps are, I think they've been there for a while.
Maybe it's some squat truck trend, like all of the people who drove older lowered BMWs with a bike rack and a BMX bike for decoration. Then the trend was just the bike rack, but with stickers on the air deflector (also for VWs). Trends can get pretty dumb.
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So its like the traffic cone?
 
Ron said:
While I don't like the style there is something sweet about a,king your son (or daughter) a tribute power wheel modeled after Dads truck
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If you look closely the front end of that power wheels is not functional. If its a tribute its just a statue.
 
Someone needs to get a suction cup dildo and stick it on the hood.
 
rattlecanpaint said:
Someone needs to get a suction cup dildo and stick it on the hood.
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Driver would probably kill a bus load of nuns after he noticed it going down the road and proceeded to knock himself unconscious trying to suck it through the windshield.
 
obullfish said:
Candlers finest right here. Wheels on passenger side were sticking out a couple inches more than the drivers side as well. And what’s the deal with the power wheels trying to match the squatted POS now?View attachment 326501View attachment 326502View attachment 326503
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Went to a middle school football scrimmage to see my nephew tonight. Had never seen the multiple tennis balls like that before, but the 2 squatted douchemobiles with their Instagram handles on the back glass both had 4 balls on their magnetic roof mount antennas that could never possibly actually touch anything. The one with a bed mounted antenna had a baseball on it where it would hit the cab.
 
In the dominos drive thru last night. Had the cone AND the antenna with tennis balls and looks like a pool noodle. I guess they put the balls on them to make them wiggle or whip around???
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