Biggest douche-mobile

2010nctaco said:
Wish I could have taken some pictures, but they had some kind of douche convention at concord Speedway today. More ugly squatted trucks than I've ever seen. Madness.
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Sunday I saw a mid White 80's Chevy Dually 4 door headed south towards Charlotte. His rear bumper was about 3" off the ground and the front was about stock ride height. I'm guessing he may have been on his way to the show too. Not a Chevy fan, but that was a damn disgrace to Duallys everywhere.
 
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I have always been a fan of Samurai's, heck I have owned 3 but this is one of the worst I have seen! I guess it would be a deal if someone was to buy it, since you could make diamond plate tool boxes for yourself and all your friends!



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frankenyoter said:
Poor Yota. Saw this tool bag yesterday in Winston Salem. View attachment 188695
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Maybe I don't get out enough or as luck may have it I guess I don't frequent the streets/spots these flat billing "squatters" are but.. Maybe some of the old farts like me can remember this trend many a moons ago with older longnose cars sitting like that. And also riding around for weeks with unremoved wax..or is this something completely different?
 
4x4Van said:
I have always been a fan of Samurai's, heck I have owned 3 but this is one of the worst I have seen! I guess it would be a deal if someone was to buy it, since you could make diamond plate tool boxes for yourself and all your friends!



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I'd drive the hell outta that!!!
 
4x4Van said:
I have always been a fan of Samurai's, heck I have owned 3 but this is one of the worst I have seen! I guess it would be a deal if someone was to buy it, since you could make diamond plate tool boxes for yourself and all your friends!



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That is more of a good old boy than a douche I'm betting. Not my style or taste but ingenuitive none the less.
 
I didn't get a pic since I was driving but on the way home for lunch I got behind a squatting z71 that had three duck head stickers on the back window. The ducks were wearing flat billed ball caps backwards. If I can find it in town again I'll try to get a pic. Hopefully parked all douchy.
 
Tim C said:
I didn't get a pic since I was driving but on the way home for lunch I got behind a squatting z71 that had three duck head stickers on the back window. The ducks were wearing flat billed ball caps backwards. If I can find it in town again I'll try to get a pic. Hopefully parked all douchy.
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If you can manage that Tim, that would constitute double points!
 
redneckyota said:
Maybe I don't get out enough or as luck may have it I guess I don't frequent the streets/spots these flat billing "squatters" are but.. Maybe some of the old farts like me can remember this trend many a moons ago with older longnose cars sitting like that. And also riding around for weeks with unremoved wax..or is this something completely different?
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hell yea I remember...an uncle loved late 70s thunderbirds and cougers...fucker buy a fist full of those twist in spring spreaders and away he'd go in all his dumbass glory
 
Anyone who thinks their vehicle is a transformer.
hard to see the giant purple transformers logo on the hood.
 

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hurt4x4 said:
Anyone who thinks their vehicle is a transformer.
hard to see the giant purple transformers logo on the hood.
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I would have one, but all my vehicles are junk. Maybe I can find a Go-Bots sticker:D:driver::rockon:
 
GotWood said:
I would have one, but all my vehicles are junk. Maybe I can find a Go-Bots sticker:D:driver::rockon:
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Ha! Mine is a transformer; it transforms all my money into projects and headaches!
 
ord.sgt.26NC said:
hell yea I remember...an uncle loved late 70s thunderbirds and cougers...fucker buy a fist full of those twist in spring spreaders and away he'd go in all his dumbass glory
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my uncle "Bobby" was a Nova man, he would do that and would also leave turtle wax on the rear quarters.
He had several DUIs actually had to pull 4 years in prison over them but after he lost his driving privileges he moved in with us. He would get my mom (brother and sister) who worked second shift to drop him off in town, he would go to one of the local bars and get really drunk then offer to sell his Nova really cheap so some random ass guy would bring him at all hours and he would rev that thing up and make this big show and then tell the guy he didnt have a title or or some other deal killer where the guy thought it was his decision not to buy it and leave. lol slick ole uncle Bobby.
 
I just went through all 40+ pages of this awesomeness. So much win here.

Years ago a friend of mine at work had the bright idea to start putting notes on people's windshield wipers when they parked like ass hats.
We took it a step further and made some business cards on VistaPrint for free + shipping. Deleted out the entire template for the name and address and left one single line on it.
Literally the card reads "You're a Douche"
I still have a stack around here somewhere.

+1 for the sidewalk chalk. good one there.
 
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Lorenzo816 said:
I just went through all 40+ pages of this awesomeness. So much win here.

Years ago a friend of mine at work had the bright idea to start putting notes on people's windshield wipers when they parked like ass hats.
We took it a step further and made some business cards on VistaPrint for free + shipping. Deleted out the entire template for the name and address and left one single line on it.
Literally the card reads "You're a Douche"
I still have a stack around here somewhere.

+1 for the sidewalk chalk. good one there.
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I want to make one that says:

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