Biggest douche-mobile

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seen this at Walmart thought y'all might get a kick out of it lol
 
I'm not experienced in beach recovery so maybe I'm wrong but would it not have been much less destructive to pull it out instead of the way they did it.
 
I'm not experienced in beach recovery so maybe I'm wrong but would it not have been much less destructive to pull it out instead of the way they did it.
Probly wouldn't pull very well with the broke/bent tie rods. Also, like was just said, county workers don't care.
 
Another missed pic, this time in Kernersville. I saw a lowered VW GTI coming towards me with one of those long foreign license plates. Printed in black letters on a white background was EURADOUCHE :D

I'll never forget going to Myrtle Beach in the late 90's. There was a car always cruising the strip with one of those tags. "2LO4DAFATHO"
 
I hate pics like this with no story.

Here's your story: some douche bought a 4wd suv thought they were the biggest baddest dude on the block. Went to the beach and was showed up anyone and everyone that day
 
Here's your story: some douche bought a 4wd suv thought they were the biggest baddest dude on the block. Went to the beach and was showed up anyone and everyone that day
Yeah but i want the story where some douche was fist-pumping out the window blaring (insert current terrible song here) when he hit a tidal pool. The air bag broke his costas and he got blood all over his new polo. The upper balloint was broken in the impact and subsequently the tide came in and floode his 2015 tahoe ltz that was a graduation gift from his grandmother. He was charged with dui and raped in county lock up.
 
Yeah but i want the story where some douche was fist-pumping out the window blaring (insert current terrible song here) when he hit a tidal pool. The air bag broke his costas and he got blood all over his new polo. The upper balloint was broken in the impact and subsequently the tide came in and floode his 2015 tahoe ltz that was a graduation gift from his grandmother. He was charged with dui and raped in county lock up.
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Yeah but i want the story where some douche was fist-pumping out the window blaring (insert current terrible song here) when he hit a tidal pool. The air bag broke his costas and he got blood all over his new polo. The upper balloint was broken in the impact and subsequently the tide came in and floode his 2015 tahoe ltz that was a graduation gift from his grandmother. He was charged with dui and raped in county lock up.

I don't want to know the real story now. You painted a beautiful picture in my head. Like Bob Ross kind of beautiful.
 
Yeah but i want the story where some douche was fist-pumping out the window blaring (insert current terrible song here) when he hit a tidal pool. The air bag broke his costas and he got blood all over his new polo. The upper balloint was broken in the impact and subsequently the tide came in and floode his 2015 tahoe ltz that was a graduation gift from his grandmother. He was charged with dui and raped in county lock up.
You left out the part about his frat brothers!
 
I hate that shit.....oh and I may or may not have broke his side mirror too, I went back into JJ's to find the driver to ask him to move but I had no luck.
 
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