Biggest douche-mobile

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Can't ding his doors!
 
So, earlier today after a terrible day at work, I pull in to Advance Auto in Havelock to grab a few things for tomorrow's wrenching...the clouds parted and the Heavens shined down upon me as I captured this jewel of a parking job! Yes....he left it running too. Myself and another guy commented on how amazing his parking skills were and how be obviously was more important than everyone else.

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Croatan_Kid said:
So, earlier today after a terrible day at work, I pull in to Advance Auto in Havelock to grab a few things for tomorrow's wrenching...the clouds parted and the Heavens shined down upon me as I captured this jewel of a parking job! Yes....he left it running too. Myself and another guy commented on how amazing his parking skills were and how be obviously was more important than everyone else.

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I work at Auto Zone and you'd be surprised at the amount of people that leave there trucks running while they run in. Most park with sense, only ones we really have issues with are the ones that are stereotypical to drive BMW's or Lexus's or similar. For some reason some those people seem to think that the unloading area for the handicap spot is their personal spot.
 
Leaving it running was just icing on the cake....as he got out of the truck with his "you can sue me, my dad is a lawyer" uniform, I was immediately enamored with his ability to screw up THREE parking spots at one time. If I hadn't already parked, I would have pulled up about an inch from hiss's driver's side.
 
Croatan_Kid said:
Leaving it running was just icing on the cake....as he got out of the truck with his "you can sue me, my dad is a lawyer" uniform, I was immediately enamored with his ability to screw up THREE parking spots at one time. If I hadn't already parked, I would have pulled up about an inch from hiss's driver's side.
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Should have drawn "asshole parking" and an arrow with some sidewalk chalk. I swiped a couple pieces from my kids chalk bucket and keep it handy just for douchebags like that...:D
 
I wish I had taken a picture, but I was at Wal-Mart about a month ago and a guy in a crew cab dually pick up was parked taking up FOUR spaces! He was loading his groceries in the truck when I came out.
 
May be hard to see but there was what looked like a 10" chrome tip at the end of the exhaust tucked under the bed. Also the tool bag rims and cheesy tail lights gave it at all away. Laughing ensued

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I haven't said it yet on this forum, so I'm going to: Why does no one make good looking wheels for trucks? Pretty much everything on the market is covered with stars and fake bolts or fake rivets and little holes that have no function. I wouldn't be caught dead with wheels that look that tacky on my car, why do I want to put something similar on my truck?
 
most any "squatter" truck I see. I also cannot stand a douche bag with super bright pink (or whatever color) lights with the back end squat and the lights blinding everyone else that is on the road. I still cannot understand why cops do not ticket them for that. It is dangerous as hell.
Makes me want to carry around some black spray paint and follow them to Walmart or wherever and paint their lights black.
 
Fabrik8 said:
I haven't said it yet on this forum, so I'm going to: Why does no one make good looking wheels for trucks? Pretty much everything on the market is covered with stars and fake bolts or fake rivets and little holes that have no function. I wouldn't be caught dead with wheels that look that tacky on my car, why do I want to put something similar on my truck?
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I agree. In a modest way I believe that oem wheels look the best. Maybe some could be a different color and I understand why people platidip them black or grey. But throw the chrome and shiney wheels on someone else's junk.

I plan on upgrading my 15" oem wheels for some 17" Moab wheels from a jk when I get new tires next. I think those are the best looking jeep wheels. I have had a good record with aluminum wheels.

Digressed a little but I feel like people are stuck in fast n furious days when it comes to adding aftermarket stuff to a truck/suv
 
Maybe a 2 for 1 picture. But certainly the cummins with the stacks and chain.
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Think those tires will pass inspection?
 
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