When I was at NC State, I had off campus parking, which had assigned spots. I came back one night to find someone parked in my spot. Instead of parking in someone elses spot, I hooked the winch to their front axle, drug them out into the aisle, and parked in my spot. Seems like that would have been a fair solution to your predicament.
I would have loved to seen the reaction from the owner when they got back to their car and saw it in the aisle and yours in the parking spot. Nice job!
Theres a whole industry on rented parking relocation. It gets fun sometimes.
Having been one of those "tow truck assholes" on a collage campus, I can tell you the reaction is usually not favorable, but then, I've got your shit, how much of an asshole do YOU wanna be ?
I got caught hooking up in an underground lot one night, already had the truck in the wheel lift, but hadn't strapped it. guy came out all pissy and assholish. it was a rented space, and it wasn't his, I had the signed Relo agreement in hand. he wanted to be an ass, called the law on me for "stealing" his truck. Sweet, I can wait, but I'm blocking the lot for other paying residents, I'll wait for the law out on the curb. What he didn't know was, once I'm on the street, the truck was mine legally, the law wouldn't do anything about it, in the lot it was a negotiable thing. The law showed up, told the guy he was SOL, pay the man to get yer shit back, the law is the law. Duder jumps in his truck and locks the doors. Awesome, I cinched the wheel straps down a bit tighter and hauled his ass to the yard, truck and all. set his shit on jack stands, locked the gate and let the dog loose. Negotiations in the lot would have cost him $30, on the street $50, once he was back to the shop, $150. not my rules, I just had to play by them.
dragging cars out of a snow covered lot was always fun too, J hook and a chain, spin it around, pop the door to release parking brake, boogie back to the yard, park it, set the brake, lock the door, come back for the next one.
yes I caught a lot of crap for "dragging with the parking brake on" oddly, none were ever damaged.
