Biggest douche-mobile

Saw this champion today. Pretty sure thise are 24" wheels with mud tars. He's a squat away from perfection.

20-1 there's a flat bill and bedazzled jeans clinging to the back of the knees of that 5'-6" 140 pound driver
 
^ bingo
 
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Holy shit, a painted 2x4. What the fuck.
this is about the funniest shit I've seen all week.

The best part is that dude is completely honest about it.
 
I see some potential here, A simple vinyl decal on a 2x4, and it could be sold for $30!
 
I see some potential here, A simple vinyl decal on a 2x4, and it could be sold for $30!
I was thinking a sharpie and a coke can tamplate.
 
Ill print the vinyl
 
Tow mirrors out no trailer, chains on front and rear bumpers, altezza lights and salt life sticker. Just your average home depot starter pack here

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I didn't know those tail lights were even still made... Lol

I showed my wife pictures of my truck when I first bought it. It had those god forsaken "euro" lights on the back, and I asked her about how it looked. She said she liked the look of it and thought it looked cool.

Two things we discussed after that:
1. A woman's favorite color IS, in fact, chrome.
2. She is no longer allowed to voice her opinion of any "cosmetic" or "aesthetics-altering feature" or modification I make to my vehicles.
 
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