Biggest douche-mobile

Carolina squat: Check
Tow mirrors: Check
8" dish on wheels: Check
Loud ass exhaust: Check
Bright ass daytime headlights: Check

Flashing the throttle beside me so I look over.... Twice. Check.

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Those guys are the only drawback to owning a diesel truck. Every flat-billed, white studded belt wearing, tiny dicked twattwaffle rollin in daddys money tries to "race" or crop dust you on the hiway and/or at a light. Dude...it's a 10yr old grampa lookin' dually, you REALLY think I'm wanting to race you?
 
CasterTroy said:
Those guys are the only drawback to owning a diesel truck. Every flat-billed, white studded belt wearing, tiny dicked twattwaffle rollin in daddys money tries to "race" or crop dust you on the hiway and/or at a light. Dude...it's a 10yr old grampa lookin' dually, you REALLY think I'm wanting to race you?
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Pussy. I just leave em in the dust.
 
jeepinmatt said:
Pussy.
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OH YEAH!!! Well how abouts I throw down a challenge! Meet me with your Jeep this weekend....oh wait...you can't move that thing, can you :D:p
 
CasterTroy said:
Those guys are the only drawback to owning a diesel truck. Every flat-billed, white studded belt wearing, tiny dicked twattwaffle rollin in daddys money tries to "race" or crop dust you on the hiway and/or at a light. Dude...it's a 10yr old grampa lookin' dually, you REALLY think I'm wanting to race you?
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I find this post offensive. I have both a tiny dick and a stock diesel truck. Unfortunately, I don't have the money to upgrade either.
 
Loganwayne said:
View attachment 213955this guy had a side exit exhaust with the tip turned up and kept slowing down and gunning it trying to fill my jeep up with smoke single cab OBS with 20s on at least 37s
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Did you eel like your life wwas threatened? Mesothelioma? You probably could have shot him.
 
CasterTroy said:
Homeboy was totally rocking a stack just in front of the passenger rear wheel


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I've seen that guy at 109 and Gumtree plenty of times in my bronco. Once he saw me in mine I got the whole "sup" nod from him.

I just shook my head and kept on.

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I was behind this guy Wed. Those are two pistons hanging on chain. Maybe that's how he claims to have "8 pistons" in his ranger?
 
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Mangonesailor said:
I've seen that guy at 109 and Gumtree plenty of times in my bronco. Once he saw me in mine I got the whole "sup" nod from him.

I just shook my head and kept on.
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Yep...exactly where I snapped this. 5th time I've seen him and 3rd picture opportunity, but 1st time the picture came out clear enough, with enough light to share
 
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