Biggest douche-mobile

[mommucked]

Finally got one...Bass pro on a Sunday at 2 p.m....View attachment 216169

........yea that red trucks driver is a douche if the boater was there first.

 

[Chris_Keziah]

Just your normal college douche truck requirements. Hid's, light bar, squatted, straight piped gasser, and massive drop hitch.

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[rabb11d]

san antonio cars & trucks - by owner - craigslist
I'll just leave this here

 

[exploreit]

Only 2 points for this one. Ghost trailer mirror package and trash can (octagon shape) exhaust

 

[rockmafia]

 

[DSM Turbos]

Saw this one on FB.

Money doesn't buy sense.

 

[Danger_Ranger]

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[VortecJeep]

Those last 2 look like the remote control trucks in the toy section at Walmart.

 

[Chris_Keziah]

Most recent I've seen, missing a few things for total douche points but still fits the bill.

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[REDLYNER]

Complete tool driving this one.....






I backed in pretty quick, jumped out and took 4 steps, looked back and said "awwww snap, if I leave it I know my ass will show up in this thread". So I ran back and promptly corrected it lol. The power of nc4x4 ;/).

 

[BigClay]

So I don't get the ass dragging fad at all... but I guess some people like it, maybe it helps load things in the bed *sarcasm* So with this why the hell put a drop hitch on the back that is about to scrape the road when you go over a speed bump????

 

[Danger_Ranger]

They pulled up and 2 guys and a girl get out. All sitting in the front seat, and nobody in the back seat. And to top that off, both guys were side by side and the girl was sitting at the door.

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[Infamous1]

I was in Sanford earlier, man the douche is strong down there!!

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[Falko]

Most recent I've seen, missing a few things for total douche points but still fits the bill.
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My assessment:

"Hmmm, let me take a look here... Noise Grapplers, yep. Douche"

 

[catfishblues]

They pulled up and 2 guys and a girl get out. All sitting in the front seat, and nobody in the back seat. And to top that off, both guys were side by side and the girl was sitting at the door.

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She's what's called a "beard."

 

[Danger_Ranger]

She's what's called a "beard."

I'm lost on that one lol. Fill me in please.

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[catfishblues]

Urban Dictionary: Beard

Beard
Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.
Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.

 

[Danger_Ranger]

Makes sense.

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[Infamous1]

The wealth of knowledge here amazes me, some of it useless but still none the less amazing!!

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[GotWood]

She's what's called a "beard."

Is there a reason you know this?

 

[catfishblues]

Is there a reason you know this?

Yeah. I've had a lot of gay friends. Been to a couple of gay bars in my life. Kinda entrenched in the arts community here. I try not to live in a bubble.

 

[kaiser715]

I was in Sanford earlier, man the douche is strong down there!!

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Yes, it sure is. Wish I could get out of here some day.

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[jyaks]

Yea no shit

 

[RobMcBee]

Urban Dictionary: Beard

Beard
Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.
Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.

..... Or a mud cricket

 

[jeepguy242]