Biggest douche-mobile

Just drop some D cell batteries in there and walk away knowing that they'll have some nice rust holes in Em soon....
 
I didn't get a pic, but yesterday I saw a young flat billed punk driving a convertible Mazda Miata looked even lower than normal, and front and rear tires were leaning? I thought something was broke, but no it's just how it is, also had some kind of douche bag stickers all over the hood.


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I was the douche today, only place in the whole parking deck was the compact level.

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Saw this guy over the weekend. Had lightbar and light cubes and everything. I am almost positive he had TWO high lift jacks on it, Jerry cans on the back, everything. Then he had straight up highway tread tires with no lift. It actually looks lower than stock lift somehow. I'm surprised the tires didn't spin on the damp grass really.
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Chris_M said:
I think I know that truck. Is that Creedmoor?

Except for the wheels, it's a nice clean 4x4 shortbed.

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Yep, that's the drug store on the corner of 56 and E. Lyon Station. About a mile from my shop. :)
 
^ other that the stacks I really don't see an issue with that. Just looks like something in the bed and not squatting.

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my bil's 08 f250 has soft springs and squats about that much with little weight in the bed.
 
2 douches in one outing

1) Friggin Starsky can't keep it between the lines.

(He's actually a neighbor of mine, his back plate is a NC vanity plate with STARSKY on it)

2) Pokemon dragon master ZEN has freshly wrapped his Scion TC with a Fast and Furious version of a Japanese Anime porn style Ninja female in a schoolgirl skirt type uniform holding a sword....and he's taking a picture of this new wrap 100yrds from where he just had it done...in front of the Kernersville Cinema.
This dude totally looked like the last vagina he saw was the one he emerged from 26 years ago, and is still living in her basement


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CasterTroy said:
2 douches in one outing

1) Friggin Starsky can't keep it between the lines.

(He's actually a neighbor of mine, his back plate is a NC vanity plate with STARSKY on it)

2) Pokemon dragon master ZEN has freshly wrapped his Scion TC with a Fast and Furious version of a Japanese Anime porn style Ninja female in a schoolgirl skirt type uniform holding a sword....and he's taking a picture of this new wrap 100yrds from where he just had it done...in front of the Kernersville Cinema.
This dude totally looked like the last vagina he saw was the one he emerged from 26 years ago, and is still living in her basement


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In defense of starsky, I saw the dude parking it there and he looked like a Douglas Battery employee. Did you notice the "as seen on TV" sticker on the rear quarter window? Gotta love a tribute car. :rolleyes:
 
Yeah....I saw it parked on the 6th street side early this AM. I can step out the back door of my office and see douglas, so I knew it wasn't Johnathan that parked it like that.
 
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This weekend was douche central down in SC.

We start with the king ranch. Double parked. In a handicap space and no placard.
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Next week explore the gaymaros excellent parking skills.
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And then we finish off with an OBS Ford....twin stacks
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CasterTroy said:
2 douches in one outing

1) Friggin Starsky can't keep it between the lines.

(He's actually a neighbor of mine, his back plate is a NC vanity plate with STARSKY on it)

2) Pokemon dragon master ZEN has freshly wrapped his Scion TC with a Fast and Furious version of a Japanese Anime porn style Ninja female in a schoolgirl skirt type uniform holding a sword....and he's taking a picture of this new wrap 100yrds from where he just had it done...in front of the Kernersville Cinema.
This dude totally looked like the last vagina he saw was the one he emerged from 26 years ago, and is still living in her basement


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RobMcBee said:
Caught these gems today..... How many fawkin LEDs do you need....
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And the infamous ghost trailer.... But only on the drivers side...

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Do both you guys still use a flip phone?

Ron said:
And then we finish off with an OBS Ford....twin stacks
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Looks like "Mudd Grabbers" too
 
CasterTroy said:
2 douches in one outing

1) Friggin Starsky can't keep it between the lines.
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Is that a wheel chock in front of his left front tire?

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And the infamous ghost trailer.... But only on the drivers side...

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It probably broke in that position, and after seeing the $1100 price tag for the dealer only power folding power extend mirrors, he was afraid to move it.
 
RobMcBee said:
Caught these gems today..... How many fawkin LEDs do you need....
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And the infamous ghost trailer.... But only on the drivers side...

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I see some squat on the chevy also..........and wonder if the Ford had a slight pull to the right that is fixed by running the left mirror all out @ highway speeds.....an arrow-dine-am-ick alignment ? :lol:
 
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