INSTANTLY BECOME THE COOLEST KID AT SCHOOL!!!
Girls, Guys -- YOU CAN INSTANTLY BECOME THE COOLEST KID AT SCHOOL!!!
How?
Give yourself the gift of super-cool, the gift of status, the gift of learning, the envy of friends, the gift of PORSCHE!!!
What did he say? PORSCHE???
Incredibly, yes! Imagine driving up to school, or picking up that girl on Friday night, in a PORSCHE!!!
OMG! What???
I've seen this in action, when I took my son in to a Porsche dealership to get him some SWAG... when the girl at the accessories counter learned he had a Porsche she was DROOLING! He could have had a date right then and there! (...with a really shallow materialistic girl... but hey! Sometimes you just roll with it! Maybe she wasn't that materialistic after all! ;-)
So Yes, it's a real Porsche... it's my 1985 (1/2) Porsche 944, in fact! It's midnight blue (aka kinda Black.)
The great thing is, it runs well, and the body's solid.
Heck, it's even got RACING SEATS, a $500 steering wheel, and a pair of 4-point racing-style harnesses. (seat belts), new battery with 3-year warranty, etc. There's also lots of extras, like seats and a pair of phone-dial wheels, and extra parts and stuff.
It's got a clean title, and it's registered!
It does need some TLC and work, but that's where the learning comes in. It's a great "starter project" car, the TLC it needs isn't a big deal. AND IT'S A PORSCHE!
Just imagine it! This is actually a car you can work on! And it's gobsmack incredible!
The awesome thing is that a) it's an affordable Porsche, b) it a zippy car, it just FEELS GREAT to drive it! and c) it's not such a fast car... you don't have to worry about wrapping yourself around a tree!
So text me or call me up-- but make it quick! Come on out for a test drive!
You're gonna want to snatch this up, because someone else who's been waiting and looking for that perfect gift for themselves is gonna jump on it!
So forget the socks and video games... Give yourself the gift of cool... the gift of Porsche this Christmas!
You'll be the ultimate cool kid! What could be better???