Favorite movie quotes!!

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rokntoy

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What are some of your favorite movie quotes? Put them on here with the movie title!

If god where a city planner he wouldnt have a sewage plant next to a playground!! - Forgetting Sarah Marshall.:lol:
 
Christmas Vacation - "I wish I had the money back that we sent that preacher that was sleeping with the hockey player"
 
"Shitter's full!!!!" Christmas Vacation.

Along with

"Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass." also Christmas Vacation
 
Most anything from Blazing Saddles.
"Badges, we don't need no stinkin badges"
"Hey where da white women at?!?!"
"Excuse me while I whip dis out"

And a lot from Zoolander, I don't even know where to start there.
 
The hang over. I was like oh wait could it be an it was I added 2 more members to my wolf pack. And I lost my grandpa in ww2 what he was killed in the war oh no he got killed skiing in Vermont during the war....
 
I'm gonna teach every last one of you how to walk, talk, eat, shoot and sh** like a United States soldier!

Sgt. Hulka - STRIPES
 
Hold up on dat cah wash gentlemen :flipoff2:

Hold on to yo hat Fred....

Old Legends never die, they just lose weight....

I'm gonna Bahbeque yo ass in Molasses, I got the evidence, put the evidence in the cah junior

Ahh, just the whole Smokey and the Bandit movie:beer:
 

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GET SKINNY!!!!


It's a chinese fuse, its supposed to be backwards:lol:

Dukes of Hazzard 2005
 

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Goly Mr.Lamaar,you sure use your mouth pertier than a 20 dollar whore...Slim Pickens in Blazing Saddles
"Hold it! Hold it!What the hell is this shit?I'm paying ya'll to lay some track,not dance around here like a bunch of Kansas City faggets! Slim Pickens again.

This works better as a game over a cb traveling somewhere in convoy to kill the time.

Can somebody spit out who and in what movie was a certain Colonel talking smack about the taking of ecential bodily fluids?Peter Sellers movie is your hint.
 
" let's make it 50, make it 3 yards m!@ f@#@ and we'll have an automobile race " Dennis Wilson 2 Lane BlackTop

" I think that Hemi had A TorqueFilght " Dennis Wilson 2 Lane BlackTop

" I ain't nobody punk " Bob Falffa in the black 55 from American Graffiti
 
"God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the Marine Corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps."
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey)
-Full Metal Jacket

I cant post all the good quotes from full metal jacket or this would wind up in the garage right quick and in a hurry!

Not a movie quote but an awesome one by Gunny R Lee Ermey from the geico commercial

"That’s interesting. You know what makes me sad. You Do! Maybe we should chug on over to mamby pamby land and maybe we can find some self confidence for you – you jack wagon! Tissue? [throws the box out of reach from the client] You cry baby!"
 
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