Favorite movie quotes!!

That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Wakey Wakey Hands off Snakey
 
Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy.

Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to dislikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.

Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

There's another old saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

Not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes.

Now get back in line before I kick you so hard you'll be wearin' your ass for a hat.

Josey Wales

Anything from Christmas Vacation or Lonesome Dove too.
 
Kevin Lawler said:
Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy.
Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to dislikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.
Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
There's another old saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
Not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes.
Now get back in line before I kick you so hard you'll be wearin' your ass for a hat.
Josey Wales
Anything from Christmas Vacation or Lonesome Dove too.
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haha hell yeah w' the Clint

When you hang a man, you better look at him

Hang em High
 
Pulp Fiction Some of my favorites.

Jules: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: What country are you from?

Brett: What? What? Wh - ?

Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?

Brett: What?

Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Brett: Yes! Yes!

Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

Brett: What?

Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!



Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?

Jimmie: Knock it off, Julie.

Jules: [pause] What?

Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...

Jimmie: [interupting] No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?

Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...

Jimmie: [cutting him off again; getting angry] Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?

Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.

Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

Jules: Why?

Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!
 
I'm talking about a little place called Aspen! - Lloyd

I dunno Lloyd, The french are assholes - Harry

-Dumb and Dumber-

hmmm... I figured the rocky mountains were a little rockier than this

That john denver is full of shit man!

-Dumb and Dumber-

You can shoot me, but you can't kill me.

-Training Day-
 
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Jeff Spicoli, Fast Times at Ridgemont High
 
I'm gonna throw the quote only up and see who can place it,
"If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us."
 
Ron said:
I'm gonna throw the quote only up and see who can place it,
"If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us."
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Gone in 60 deconds....
 
Anything out of Repo Man - the movie with Emilio E. made in 1984

Agent: It happens sometime, people just explode, natural causes

Duke: The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.
Otto: That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me.
Duke: Yeah, but it still hurts.

Duke: You say our names, we're going to have to kill all these people, Archie.

J. Frank Parnell: Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too. When they canceled the project it almost did me in. One day my mind was full to bursting. The next day - nothing. Swept away. But I'll show them. I had a lobotomy in the end.
Otto: Lobotomy? Isn't that for loonies?
Parnell: Not at all. Friend of mine had one. Designer of the neutron bomb. You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It's so small, no one knows it's there until - BLAMMO. Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead. So immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad. That's what happened to this friend of mine. So he had a lobotomy. Now he's well again.

[Regarding tree-shaped air fresheners]
Miller: Find one in every car. You'll see.

Miller: The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

Bud: I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees.
 
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Dr. Evil
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
 
( Cowboy)''aint we gonna bury him?''

<eastwood spits on dead body>

Eastwood says...''buzzards gotta eat...same as the worms.''
 
how do you do it? Shoot women and children?
It aint so hard I just don't lead 'em as much HAHAHAH AIN'T WAR HELL!!!!!!
(Full Metal Jacket)
or,
That shit'll buff out man!!
(Joe Dirt)
 
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
 
I ain't got nowhere else to go. The ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce!


Bones ( Dr. McCoy)
In the last ( first?) Star Trek movie.


Matt
 
snappy said:
Gone in 60 deconds....
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"He speaks!"

"Hey man... I thought you were from Long Beach..."

I love that movie. So much good stuff in it. - "I'm a little tired... I'm a little wired.... and I think I deserve a little appreciation."


Another great movie chock full of quotes from Nicholas Cage is The Rock.

This is more than just one quote, but the whole 3 minutes is chock full of good stuff.

"I'll take pleasure is guttin you boy..."
 
I can't believe it took this long .......

Sandlot

You're killing me, Smalls!


Matt
 
wow, that was close, we almost lost a $5 hand cart!
Blazing Saddles
 
Barry Badrinath: It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...
Landfill: [Interrupting] What's a ZJ?
Barry Badrinath: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: [Trying to persuade Landfill] I've got $4.
 
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