Chris Knight: Kent puts his name on his license plate.
Mitch: My mom does the same thing to my underwear.
Chris Knight: Your mom puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?
Mitch: What are you doing?
Chris Knight: Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"
''Gimme a Di'ablo and a Dr. Pepper,make it quick I'm in a G#*%@!n hurry!''
''You want any thing Junior?''
''I want some hushpuppies,Daddy.''
''We ain't got time for that sh!t''
''When I get home I'm gonna punch your mama right in the mouth''
''There ain't no way,no way you came from my loins'' Buford T. Justice
"You tell'em I'm come'n and hell's come'n with me!" - Tombestone
"Ain't got no gas in it" - Slingblade
"You serious Clark?" - Christmas Vacation
Lou Elan, "If I ain't back by morn'in, tell my momma I love'er"
Wife , "Your momma's been dead for 20 years"
Lou Elan, "Well then, I'll tell'er myself"
- No Country For Old Men
"Doctor"
"Doctor"
"Doctor"
"Doctor" - Spies Like Us
"Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know whatcha gonna get" - Forest Gump
"I musta drank me about 12 or 13 of them Dr. Peppers" - Forest Gump
"All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down."