Holy Shit, how did this happen. I am old

GONOVRIT said:
Meh, I just turned 37 less than a wk ago and still feel like a badass:D
According to some people I still need to settle down and grow up, HA! :fuck-you:

And I don't drink coffee but my wife's maker sounds like a water bong to me:confused:
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ad usta say when a man hits 45 they


I remember being like that .... from 30 to 40 I was 10 feet tall and bulletproof. My Dad used to say when a man hit 45 they ought to take him out and shoot him ...... when I hit 46 I agreed with him!

Matt
 
GotWood said:
I sat on my balls today....
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hehe...don't know why they drop like that but I'm wid ya! I'm 49,got 2 girls in college, shovel dirt faster than most 19 year olds, and drive my willys like a boss on the trails and thats with no seat padding. My wake up call didn't come with my oldest getting her DL , it was when she got her first job. Thats when I realised time was cruising on.
 
GotWood said:
I sat on my balls today....
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Holy shit I don't know why I laughed at that so hard.... Probably because I'm pretty sure that I've done it.....

On another note, we bought our son his first power wheel. I got started late. He's 3 and I'm 38. When he starts driving I will be old....
 
RobMcBee said:
On another note, we bought our son his first power wheel. I got started late. He's 3 and I'm 38. When he starts driving I will be old....
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I am in the same boat. My boy just turned 5 about a month ago, and i will turn 42 in two weeks.
 
Same, almost 41 - son turned 6 today.....would not change a thing.

The sitting on the balls thing cracked me up!! That is, of course, until I sit on mine....
 
Since I'm not married and don't have any kids it's often hard to judge the passage of time. I did run across one thing on my 30th birthday last year... my NC4X4 profile said I was 32. Anyone else remember why that might be?
 
I will be 40 in one month, so saying my son will be sixteen in 6 months.
@Ron , until now I had a picture of a semi retired lawyer smoking a pipe and relaxing in his study typing out random thoughts, prolific real world knowledge, and wise sage advice for us youngsters.

My advice for all: boxer briefs or tighty whities, gravity is a bitch!
 
WARRIORWELDING said:
@Ron , until now I had a picture of a semi retired lawyer smoking a pipe and relaxing in his study typing out random thoughts, prolific real world knowledge, and wise sage advice for us youngsters.
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You have me and @JC confused....


Ha-ha that cracks me up.
Im 37. No study,that's for damn sure.
I'm more likely to relax with a natty light and a pool table...
 
My dad had me when he was 40, I will be 35 soon and he will be 75... He can still out work me in the yard and walk further in the woods before needing a break than me. He says the hardest thing for him is that his high school reunions get more and more depressing because all they talk about is who died; he said "f*** those old whiners, I am not going to another reunion, once they are all gone I will have my own personal reunion hahaha"
 
WARRIORWELDING said:
I will be 40 in one month, so saying my son will be sixteen in 6 months.
@Ron , until now I had a picture of a semi retired lawyer smoking a pipe and relaxing in his study typing out random thoughts, prolific real world knowledge, and wise sage advice for us youngsters.

My advice for all: boxer briefs or tighty whities, gravity is a bitch!
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Ron said:
You have me and @JC confused....


Ha-ha that cracks me up.
Im 37. No study,that's for damn sure.
I'm more likely to relax with a natty light and a pool table...
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Hahaha..knowing both of you, and JC, pretty well....this cracks me up.
 
Ron said:
So like a few weeks ago I was running around rocking a mullet driving a beat up rusted out ford pick up.
I spun tires out of every parking lot, had cassette tapes all over the damn place, music blaring....care free. A car meant freedom and a conduit to trouble,



Im like what 24, 25...these days..ok maybe I pushing 30..but Im not old enough to have a kid who is driving.

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Am I the only one that is concerned that in 2001 he was "riding around with a mullet and listening to tapes"!:flipoff2:
 
krehel24 said:
Am I the only one that is concerned that in 2001 he was "riding around with a mullet and listening to tapes"!:flipoff2:
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Try...93 ish...
 
One day you young'uns will realize something. You'll be at the doctor for some random thing...maybe just your annual...and it'll hit you that just about everything the doc says starts with the words "At your age..."

DP
 
BigClay said:
My dad had me when he was 40, I will be 35 soon and he will be 75... He can still out work me in the yard and walk further in the woods before needing a break than me. He says the hardest thing for him is that his high school reunions get more and more depressing because all they talk about is who died; he said "f*** those old whiners, I am not going to another reunion, once they are all gone I will have my own personal reunion hahaha"
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Similar situation for me. My father was 39 (almost 40) when i was born. He turns 81 in about two months. He could still ski a double black diamond and ride his bike 50 miles all the way up into his mid 70's. Once he hit his late 70's his health deteriorated. Seeing that happen is probably the biggest thing that makes me feel old. It is also depressing.
 
I'll never be old,it's totally a state of mind. Stopped in the store to grab a couple of beers to take to my poker game and the young lady at the register asked how old I was, I laughed looked around and said "how old am I?, I'm 45"...she said, "damn you look good for 45." I said thanks, but I'm not sure if it was a compliment on how I looked at 45 or if she meant 45 was old as hell and good that I was still up moving around?
I had my first kid when I was 38 the second at 41, I've got awhile before I can start to feel old.
My parents are 76 and neither take any daily meds. My father still peels off 3-5 miles a day running and ran his 35th marathon at 75 , I'm banking on good genetics.
 
GotWood said:
I sat on my balls today....
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I snotted my keyboard with that one.....mainly because a few years ago we were commissioned to solve a problem at a retirement home.

The director was embarrassed to SAY the problem, but what it ended up being was some of the men were having issue with t-bagging their sac in the toilet. So we came up with seat spacers to get their saggy balls up out of the water....

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I have the number if you need it ;-)


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CasterTroy said:
I snotted my keyboard with that one.....mainly because a few years ago we were commissioned to solve a problem at a retirement home.

The director was embarrassed to SAY the problem, but what it ended up being was some of the men were having issue with t-bagging their sac in the toilet. So we came up with seat spacers to get their saggy balls up out of the water....

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I have the number if you need it ;-)
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Lol made me think of that old joke "damn this water is cold....its deep too" haha balls bumpin turds....
 
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