How to get back at an asshole

kaiser715 said:
First, you don't have the right sign out. Get one of the fab shops here among the NC4x4 crowd to build you one. A nice one, but not too fancy. Say a thousand dollar yard sign. Be sure and save the receipt.

Then it's felony theft in NC (over $1k).

Don't forget the little box in the frame, to hold one of these: https://www.amazon.com/AMERICALOC-G...d=1543022039&sr=8-4&keywords=gps+tracker+mini

1. Wait
2. Tell the cops where to recover your sign
3. After sentencing, offer to buy his equipment for ten cents on the dollar
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I don’t think you’re going to get a better idea than this, from a legal standpoint.
 
Claymore Mines.
Final answer.
 
Isn't he the one that keeps listing cat 289D skidsteers on CL for $9800? If not, he needs to be :D Though I'd put $17,500 to make it more believeable. And no phone calls or emails, in person only at his address.
 
Man you guys really disappoint me.

Riddle is in the shit disposal business.
That means he has access to large quantities of rather unpleasant material.
There are so many better ways this could go.

Like, emptying the contents of Riddle's truck into the trunk of the guy's car.
Or visiting his house, and while he isn't there, fill his crawl space.

Or, break into his office, and slip an open bag of shit or two up above the drop ceiling tiles. Do it in 3-4 places so when he thinks he's found the source... surprise. Nope.

All of this of course after the game cam to confirm you are in fact pegging the right guy.
 
RatLabGuy said:
Man you guys really disappoint me.

Riddle is in the shit disposal business.
That means he has access to large quantities of rather unpleasant material.
There are so many better ways this could go.

Like, emptying the contents of Riddle's truck into the trunk of the guy's car.
Or visiting his house, and while he isn't there, fill his crawl space.

Or, break into his office, and slip an open bag of shit or two up above the drop ceiling tiles. Do it in 3-4 places so when he thinks he's found the source... surprise. Nope.

All of this of course after the game cam to confirm you are in fact pegging the right guy.
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So, you are saying fight fire with poop?
 
junkxj said:
So, you are saying fight fire with poop?
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There is no fire yet. I'm saying escalate quickly :D
I mean, a guy in the business of transporting used fecal matter should be in the world's best position to really make somebody's life, er, shitty.

(I also realize that a quickly-spiraling-out-of-control battle between two septic pumpers could be really entertaining for the rest of us!)

Another thought - go to the guy's house, and find the dryer vent exhaust line. Backfill that badboy from the poop truck. Not enough to really backfill the dryer (although that would be pretty funny), just enough to be reeeeeeaaaally funky next time it is run.
 
I don’t suggest using human fecal matter in a offensive weaponized manner, you don’t want that to backfire. that would be a shitty situation!
 
RatLabGuy said:
There is no fire yet. I'm saying escalate quickly :D
I mean, a guy in the business of transporting used fecal matter should be in the world's best position to really make somebody's life, er, shitty.

(I also realize that a quickly-spiraling-out-of-control battle between two septic pumpers could be really entertaining for the rest of us!)

Another thought - go to the guy's house, and find the dryer vent exhaust line. Backfill that badboy from the poop truck. Not enough to really backfill the dryer (although that would be pretty funny), just enough to be reeeeeeaaaally funky next time it is run.
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I hate to ask, and dont mean to derail the awesome ideas of what to do for revenge with a bunch of poop,

But is there such thing as unused fecal matter?

I mean, wouldnt that just be Thanksgiving dinner??????
 
This is all I can imagine happening...

 
Riddle said:
So I’m in the septic business. I have a lot of satisfied customers and some family members that have allowed me to put yard signs In next to road on their properties. But they all seem to go missing. I’ll replace them and holy hell those get gone too. I’ve got a POS competitor who has recently started putting up signs as week, his don’t seem to go missing. I’m positive it’s him or his crackheads taking them, but can’t prove it.

I’m not going to stoop to his level and take his, but I want to get back at him for it. I figured since this group is a bunch of sick and twisted degenerates y’all could help me think of a way to mess with him. :beer:
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I just thought " next to the road " may be an issue if the signs are in the ROW of the roads. I think you have no legal way to stop/prosecute the Ahole/s taking them if they are placed in the ROW. If they are out of the ROW and on private property it's theft and the sign stealer/s can be prosecuted, just like anyone who steals any thing from your or anyone else's property. If they can be caught in the act by a witness or a camera, a pic of a license plate or vehicle should be enough for an investigation and evidence of the crime.
 
a_kelley said:
Oh or better yet you could combine the paintball gun idea with the trigger wire and the cameras!! Entirely automated! As a bonus, you can use the wire to trigger the camera also, game cam, you'll end up with a bunch of pics of passing cars.
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mommucked said:
I just thought " next to the road " may be an issue if the signs are in the ROW of the roads. I think you have no legal way to stop/prosecute the Ahole/s taking them if they are placed in the ROW. If they are out of the ROW and on private property it's theft and the sign stealer/s can be prosecuted, just like anyone who steals any thing from your or anyone else's property. If they can be caught in the act by a witness or a camera, a pic of a license plate or vehicle should be enough for an investigation and evidence of the crime.
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Does that mean I can take any car that is parked on the side of the road?
 
I live in the WC ..... is this the same company whose standard answer to everything septic related is "it all needs to be replaced"?

He has screwed all my neighbors. Called him to pump mine after some clogging issues and weeks of rain.
Same thing.
I just told him to leave.

Matt
 
C.Berry said:
We’ll go macgyver on his ass... if ya have idea of when they are taking the signs, a paintball gun and video camera are amazing things together with spot lights if at night Lol red paintballs will make em think twice when they see red spots and think you’ve shot em!
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Seeing as how you are in the septic tank business, fill the paintballs with fecal matter.
 
ManglerYJ said:
Seeing as how you are in the septic tank business, fill the paintballs with fecal matter.
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Yeah but then he'd have shitty smelling paintball guns. Nobody wants that.
 
RatLabGuy said:
Man you guys really disappoint me.

Riddle is in the shit disposal business.
That means he has access to large quantities of rather unpleasant material.
There are so many better ways this could go.

Like, emptying the contents of Riddle's truck into the trunk of the guy's car.
Or visiting his house, and while he isn't there, fill his crawl space.

Or, break into his office, and slip an open bag of shit or two up above the drop ceiling tiles. Do it in 3-4 places so when he thinks he's found the source... surprise. Nope.

All of this of course after the game cam to confirm you are in fact pegging the right guy.
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Didn’t he say that the thief was his competitor? Ya, I’d find another way. Why risk getting shit on by another shitter company.
 
mbalbritton said:
Didn’t he say that the thief was his competitor? Ya, I’d find another way. Why risk getting shit on by another shitter company.
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Like I said, the fallout could be entertaining for the rest of us.
 
Halftrac said:
Husband says use old people. Find a old person, put a sign up let the old person watch an tell. Old people like to talk an do something. Let them watch a sign. Work when he was repoing watching cars. Just thought.
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Crowdsourcing at its finest.
 
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