So I'm at Lowes today and they have signs posted about a nationwide shortage of change. I blow it off thinking it's just that some manager forgot to go to the bank and posted some bogus signs to ask everyone to use exact change when they can. It didn't affect me because we are paying credit, but then we go to Aldi and the same signs are up. Dude in front of me was paying cash and did not have exact change and was refused. I happened to scrounge enough change to cover ours out of both pockets and wife's change purse. So this is a thing? Are we seriously out of change? Is this the secret Illuminati push to go to a cash-less society? Is there going to be a tin-foil shortage?