Last wishes ?

Rob said:
Now that is cool, my daughter can wear me around her neck. :Rockon:
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So she really could have daddy wrapped around her little finger...


boo bad joke I know.

I think the diamond thing is really neat/creepy/cool/etc. Would be kinda interesting for 1,000 years in the future to have a wall full of diamonds with small plaques below them, though.
 
I wonder how fast those seperator machines run. I mean what is the processing time for a human body to be mechanically seperated ? Is there a proper name for that machine ? :)

JB
 
18 weeks from start to finished diamond according to the website. I think it's cool, wife thinks it will be morbid to go around wearing a dead person.
 
I think I would prefer a viking funeral, throw me in an old wooden canoe douse it with gas, spark it up and send me on my way,,,,,course the wife wouldn't like that, I think they kill them and send them along for the ride too :(
 
Rockeater said:
I wonder how fast those seperator machines run. I mean what is the processing time for a human body to be mechanically seperated ? Is there a proper name for that machine ? :)

JB
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In the early meatpacking days men would fall in the grinders and they would be shipped off to the local store before anyone noticed. This was well before any regulations and was a contibutor to the writing of "The Jungle."
 
i don't care what they do with me. i would prefer to be cremated. my only demand to my wife was that there is to be no mourning. i want to throw a party, get a keg and a comedian. the last thing i want is a bunch of people sitting around boo-hooing about my life.
my mom wasn't real happy when i told her my plans, but i told her tough shit, that's what i want.
 
If I knew I had just 1 day to live I would spend it with my mother in law.




That would be the longest day of my life!
 
I'm an organ donor too, can't use them any more so might as well give them to someone who can.

After that I want to be cremated. It all depends on what stage of my life I dies in as to what goes next. If I die early I want to be put in an urn on the mantle, that way if my wife ever remarries that bastard will know that I was there first. If I live a lot longer I want my ashed to be kept until my wife passes and then both our ashes are going to be poured in the river at South Mountains State Park on top of the waterfall.
 
Holy OLD thread Batman!
 
It doesn't matter what is done with you after you are dead. Your dead!
 
I plan on dieing by being shot in the ass by the chief of police (Who is mad because I seduced his lovely wife) while I was crawling out the window of the Mayor's daughter's bedroom window at the age of 78. When they roll me over I am gonna' spit in his face and take off running buck naked through town screaming rape! When they finish chasing me all over town I am gonna' be found at the top of the tallest building with a Jolt cola in one hand, a chrome 45 in the other and singing "The road goes on for ever and the party never ends"! After all that, they can bury me with my butt sticking out of the ground so people will have a place to park thier bicycle. Squeak!:bounce2:
 
Ridgerunner said:
I want my ashes put in to clyde lake Which is in Desolation wilderness above Lake Taho in California This lake feeds the Rubicon River and flows right allong th Rubicon trail.
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And eventually ends up in Mexico... Via Con Dios!
 
Rockeater said:
Anybody ever thought about what they'd like to have done with their body after they die?
Instead of the usual burial, or cremation and ashes scattered over mountains or beaches, etc.
I'm thinking I'd like to be mechanically seperated, ground up and made into sausage and shared with all my friends. What cha think ? :beer:
Would you eat me ? :lol:

J(eats many things that have been mechanically seperated)B
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I like the race gas idea. Do that and give me one run across Harlan, then go hit the Rubicon since I will probably never make it there.

I used to do a bunch of rock climbing and aways thought it would be cool for someone to climb El Cap or something with me as the chalk.
 
Seriously I have a will that can not be (legally) followed.
I want to have my organs donated...the carcass that is left I want taken down to this one spot on my grandad's farm, a big hole dug with the backhoe thrown in and covered up. Obviously for my fat ass it will need to be a big hole.
After that I want the kegs tapped, the engines revved and the radios turned up.
I hope people tell stories of the crazy shit I did, and the smiles I brought to faces. If one person cries or feels sorry for me I will make it my final mission to haunt them for the next long while....

Seriously I want to enjoy every second I am given on this big rock, but when its gone remember me for who I was not what I became (a corpse) and maybe a race can break out at the same time.
 
Ron said:
Seriously I have a will that can not be (legally) followed.
I want to have my organs donated...the carcass that is left I want taken down to this one spot on my grandad's farm, a big hole dug with the backhoe thrown in and covered up. Obviously for my fat ass it will need to be a big hole.
After that I want the kegs tapped, the engines revved and the radios turned up.
I hope people tell stories of the crazy shit I did, and the smiles I brought to faces. If one person cries or feels sorry for me I will make it my final mission to haunt them for the next long while....

Seriously I want to enjoy every second I am given on this big rock, but when its gone remember me for who I was not what I became (a corpse) and maybe a race can break out at the same time.
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Sounds fun, send me an invite.
 
A hardlivin friend died suddenly 5 yrs. ago @ 47. He had no will and only his 17 yr. old son for family. He had verbally told some friends he would like to be cremated and dumped in the ocean while on one of many fishing trips to Cape Lookout. We all took his ashes there and fulfilled his wishes scattering the ashes out on the shoals. It was a beautifull day, unusually warm and calm seas. We drank beer and cruised around for hours enjoying the day and telling stories about him. Best sendoff i've been too............. I like Rons idea + a pigpickin and plant a White Oak or Hickory tree on top of my ass!
 
Yeah old thread indeed - took me a bit to notice, I was thinkin' Wow some folks I haven't seen here in awhile!

In all seriousness, I am a big advocate of donating your body "to science", for all you guys that don't want alot (or any) $$ spent and don't care what is done, give it some serious thought. They can't pay you (er, the family).... turns out that's illegal (HA!)... but in many cases the receiving agency will cover the costs.
There are lots of options for what you can do, aside from organ donation, in some cases still even after organs harvested.

When I was at Wake Forest, our dept. handled the Gross Anatomy lab that served the Medical School. They had (former) people coming in in all kinds of conditions. It really is a great opportunity for students to learn about how the body works/everything is connected... and I like the idea of Med students learning to use a scalpel on a dead guy before practicing on me!
One cool fact, they extract the brains, and they are used by Neuroscience grad students to take to "demonstrations" at local schools (I started a club that did this) to talk about anatomy, brain facts etc. Nothing funnier than a 10-year old's face when you reach into a bucket and pull out a real human brain!

I'll be donated for sure.
 
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