Light bulb for sale Never Installed

BigRedB2 said:
Sheesh dylan!
you forgot to point out that i dont have a red star either...
lol..in one post your gonna ruin my reputation as a seller.
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You must be so lost without garage access
 
Jeff B said:
You must be so lost without garage access
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pay day seems sooooo far away.

lol....i think back to all those times where ive said "surely you can afford the few dollars for ared diamond"

i may not be so quick to say that anymore.
 
What,,,no bigred in the garage...what will happen to all the heated debates?

Better hurry up and sale that freekin' lightbulb!
 
Dylan W. said:
What,,,no bigred in the garage...what will happen to all the heated debates?
Better hurry up and sale that freekin' lightbulb!
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Good call.

new price $105.00.

better yet, $115.00....an i'll throw $10 to Dylan.
 
On a serious note, Lincolnton Fire Dept has a light bulb that has been burning for like over 80 years or something. It is a huge bulb with a giant filiment. I'll try to find out more about it in the comming days.
 
I'll trade you for my blacklight bulb!
Its a new buld it started out white and changes to black!!! Not sure how to make it change back! lol
 
DRaider90 said:
I forgot to ask, is this an energy star/saver bulb? Would it qualify to be written off on my tax returns if purchased before April if it were an energy star/saver bulb?
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you'll have to ask sam (SHinton, not the newspaper article) if you want to arrange with him for you guys to meet, maybe he could tell if it is compliant.

i'll be in kansas next week, it be great if you guys could meet me out there.
 
Do you have the exact savings for this particular light bulb installed at my house?
 
Still waiting on the savings I could expect if I were to buy your light bulb... have cash in hand
 
My uncle's cousin's sister's boyfriend is needing this lightbulb. He is on a limited budget though. What is your bottom dollar on this bulb? I can come pick it up next month if I can find a ride up there.
 
can you send me some pics of it please i am very interested also are you interested in trades
 
Is it really a genuine light bulb or could it be a dark sucker?

The Dark-Sucker Theory
For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proven otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light;
they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark-Suckers.

The Dark-Sucker Theory and the existence of dark-suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than light.

First, the basis of the Dark-Sucker Theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. For example, take the Dark-Sucker in the room you are in. There is much less dark right next to it than there is elsewhere. The larger the Dark-Sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark-Suckers in the parking lot have a much greater capacity to suck dark than the ones in this room.

As it is with all things, Dark-Suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the dark spot on a full Dark-Sucker.

A candle is a primitive Dark-Sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You can see that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark that has been sucked into it. If you put a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, it will turn black. This is because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle. One of the disadvantages of these primitive Dark-Suckers is their limited range.

There are also portable Dark-Suckers. In these, the bulbs can't handle all the dark by themselves and must be aided by a Dark Storage Unit. When the Dark Storage Unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced before the portable Dark-Sucker can operate again.

Dark has mass. When dark goes into a Dark-Sucker, friction from the mass generates heat. Thus, it is not wise to touch an operating Dark-Sucker. Candles present a special problem as the mass must travel into a solid wick instead of through clear glass. This generates a great amount of heat and therefore it's not wise to touch an operating candle-type Dark-Sucker.

Also, dark is heavier than light. If you were to swim just below the surface of the lake, you would see a lot of light. If you were to slowly swim deeper and deeper, you would notice it getting darker and darker. When you get really deep, you would be in total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light floats at the top. This is why it is called light.

Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you were to stand in a lit room in front of a closed, dark closet, and slowly opened the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet. But since dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave the closet.

Next time you see what is called an electric bulb, remember that it is really a Dark-Sucker.
 
And now..........................my brain hurts.
 
Now I am really confused.

This dark-sucking ability of light bulbs... Last night during the storms, our power was out a couple of hours. No lights, no streetlamps, etc. Why was it so dark?? With no electricity, therefore no bulbs to suck light, shouldn't it have gotten light, not dark, in the house??
 
Ive seen the bulb, it is encapsulated in glass therefor It is NOT a dark sucker, it is in fact a light bulb.


(see now we have the "expert" helping sale a product he in fact knows nothing about and is just typing to read his name and see his avatar.)
 
kaiser715 said:
Now I am really confused.

This dark-sucking ability of light bulbs... Last night during the storms, our power was out a couple of hours. No lights, no streetlamps, etc. Why was it so dark?? With no electricity, therefore no bulbs to suck light, shouldn't it have gotten light, not dark, in the house??
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See, this is where you are confused... they suck dark, not light...with no dark suckers, the dark takes over... there is nothing to suck the dark and therefore it is everywhere.

Doug
 
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