REDLYNER
Mall Crawling Race Rig
- Joined
- Oct 31, 2008
- Location
- Mountain Island
^ Respect.
yep train horns is just what you need so the mall crawlers will hear you comming LOLI think with some of these hard core modifications you will be losing some cred. with the O.G. mall crawlers. Its time for some mall crawling accesories like ... body kit, train horns and some dubs.View attachment 58482
10,000 points for the Zoolander quotes. I just hope you don't die in a freak gasoline fight accident.KOH Gear bag arrived today!
Here is everything I will need to make it to the finish line looking as good as when I left it: 10 cans of Dupli Color Stone White body match paint. I would have bought more, but I ran out of storage room in the jeep and there IS NO WAY I'm giving up my cup holder- the OMF's are too critical (Orange Mocha Frappuchinnos).
Speaking of OMF's, Meekus and I were cruising home from The Avenue and he was like "Jay, you know what would be bananas? And I was like "dude, tell me what would be bananas!" And Meekus was like "it would be so bananas if you had some of those sweet racing mirrors, they are on ALL the slick rides in JV".
Meekus was so right, and it's those little details that are going to make me look like a real racer out in the desert. So we reached out to Liquid Iron Industries and picked up their mirror setup.
I was thinking the same thing myself...If it's Redlyner racing, why is the little white line not pointong to the little red area?
Duhhhh that is redline area in the mall parking lot before you get a ticket!!I got 2 questions for you Jay,
1) If it's Redlyner racing, why is the little white line not pointong to the little red area?
2) Why no XXL or XXXL hoodies?
Oh and I just generally hate you now for all those parts
I got 2 questions for you Jay,
1) If it's Redlyner racing, why is the little white line not pointong to the little red area?
Hahaha... Brad- We need to meet up for that gear bag! I'm sure some of that stuff will come out with me to Cali. You wouldn't how much grief I have received from friends and family about the tach not redlining.
RM 7: Hard left around Kohls. Easy, running doors... just follow the strobe lights.
RM19: Traffic starting to spread out by Mr Pretzel... still running at speed into the dust cloud.
RM32: Lost. Pretty sure I should have banked right at Coach... or was it Zales? Damnit....
RM27: OK, that is the second time I've seen Build-a-Bear... this paper map SUCKS.
RM45: Approaching Food Court... late. Nearly last to Sbarro, embarrasing. Something needs to be done.
Everyone knows those pics are from like 3 weeks ago....Isn't the race like feb 1st ? Gonna be done in time for us to look for you on the live video feed during the race ?
It was a joke.... There is a reason all the race rigs arent painted, no time for the paint to dry before they go on the trailer!!Well I didn't sorry .