MOTD (Meme of the Day)

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almost that time of year.

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awheelterd said:
I had a pet wood duck one time. She would bite the shit out of you if you put your hand near her. She would have absolutely murdered us if she had been able.
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I assume you saw my post about my friend that had a Canada goose that attacked and attached it's beak to his glans through his pants for about 5-8 seconds as it shook/flapped its wings, pulled, jumped up and down until the dumb ass grabbed it's neck/head and removed it from him. I really wish I could of taken video of the attack, Ken would be famous :D
 
mommucked said:
I assume you saw my post about my friend that had a Canada goose that attacked and attached it's beak to his glans through his pants for about 5-8 seconds as it shook/flapped its wings, pulled, jumped up and down until the dumb ass grabbed it's neck/head and removed it from him. I really wish I could of taken video of the attack, Ken would be famous :D
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I missed that one. Geese are mean as snakes so I can totally see that 😂

We had that duck from probably a week old until she was full grown and she never warmed up to us. She was wild through and through.
 
awheelterd said:
I missed that one. Geese are mean as snakes so I can totally see that 😂

We had that duck from probably a week old until she was full grown and she never warmed up to us. She was wild through and through.
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We had a pet duck as a kid too. Not sure what kind, but it was the exact same. Wanted to be around people but would bite you if you got close to it. It would dive in the pool all the time, and go after your feet.
 
awheelterd said:
I missed that one. Geese are mean as snakes so I can totally see that 😂

We had that duck from probably a week old until she was full grown and she never warmed up to us. She was wild through and through.
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There were a pair w a nest on a pond behind his single wide that he rented on farm near Green Level in the 80s. We went down to the pond to do some fishing one afternoon after work. We were carrying rods/ tackle boxes, cooler beer etc. When it bit him he held on his gear in both hands and "danced" w the goose until he finally dropped his stuff and removed it's beak from him. I think he didn't hurt the goose. I would've broke it's neck and have goose for dinner if it chomped on my junk.
 
awheelterd said:
I had a pet wood duck one time. She would bite the shit out of you if you put your hand near her. She would have absolutely murdered us if she had been able.
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My mom had a pet duck as a kid, growing up in North Hills. It thought it was a dog and would chase and nip the mean kids in the neighborhood.
 
trailhugger said:
My mom had a pet duck as a kid, growing up in North Hills. It thought it was a dog and would chase and nip the mean kids in the neighborhood.
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We had 4 pet mallard ducks. My daughter raised them from eggs. They were so cool. Had personalities like you couldn’t imagine . New Neoghbor moved in. A city ninja. The ducks died off 1by1 after he moved in. Can’t prove anything but suspect him. Hate that ninja and hope he dies a painful death
 
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