Random things about yourself nobody knows

[McCracken]

I hate kokpelli. That gay ass flute playing sticker everyone has on their cars.

 

[Mulishajoe]

Im a skinny guy trapped in a fat body...lol

 

[snappy]

Im a skinny guy trapped in a fat body...lol

Funny, i am a lesbian trapped in a guys body!!!

 

[hoop]

I used to be a porn star........

 

[McCracken]

the fingernail on my ring ringer grows faster than all the others.

 

[GotLime?]

I did a spread in Playgirl. I mean a SPREAD. I pulled my butt cheeks apart and everything.

You probably didn't hear about it. I went under the name Mike Honcho.

 

[mbalbritton]

I have a single ear hair in my left ear that annoys the piss out of me.

 

[RenegadeT]

I hate kokpelli. That gay ass flute playing sticker everyone has on their cars.

"everyone"? I don't recall ever seeing that

 

[ManglerYJ]

I hate kokpelli. That gay ass flute playing sticker everyone has on their cars.

What's an ass flute?

 

[HAPPY]

The doctor had to pull out the nail on my big toe on my left foot.

 

[RatLabGuy]

I occasionally chew on my toenails.
It's getting harder to do as I get older.

 

[88 BII]

i open mouth kissed a horse once

 

[OH9JK]

Sometimes I shake it more than twice.

 

[mommucked]

I stop and relocate Snapping and Boxturtles I see on the road if I'm not in a big hurry and there's room to pull on the shoulder.

 

[upnover]

When I was a little girl I used to look up under my own dress

 

[Jeff B]

I am an asshole.

Wait, everybody knows that one.


I have a 3rd nipple

 

[RatLabGuy]

I won 2nd place in a drag show once.
Lost to a professional. I'm OK with that.

 

[McCracken]

What's an ass flute?

just like any other ass flute except its gay. duh.

 

[catfishblues]

I won 2nd place in a drag show once.
Lost to a professional. I'm OK with that.

The only thing that surprises me about this is that you took 2nd, not 1st.

 

[mommucked]

I hate kokpelli. That gay ass flute playing sticker everyone has on their cars.

I thought he was dancing and smoking a long pipe?

 

[Dylan W.]

Truth
I cant ever remember myself crying. Mom says the last time she remembers me crying is when I was about 4 years old.
In fact, I am sometimes envious when others cry, and wonder why I am the only asshole not crying. Funerals,weddings,birth of my children,severe pain,severe anger......all of these emotional moments in life, yet ,no tears from me. Not sure why I am this way.
I am not cold hearted...I feel every emotion,I just dont cry.

Onions and allergies make my eyes water, so I know my tear ducts are good.

 

[McCracken]

I thought he was dancing and smoking a long pipe?

nope.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kokopelli

 

[RatLabGuy]

The only thing that surprises me about this is that you took 2nd, not 1st.

Like I said, the guy that took 1st was a pro. I mean literally, the weekend before he had won serious cash.
The fact that I jumped off the stage and tried to kiss one of the (male) judges almost clinched the deal.

Aaaah, the old days at App, East Hall... thankful this was before the age of digital photography.

 

[RatLabGuy]

Onions and allergies make my eyes water, so I know my tear ducts are good.

yeah it's just that cold black heart that's broken...

 

[Redneck Rigger]

I was in an Allan Jaskson music video, present in class the day Asha Degree went missing, also at school went that idiot kid shot a gun at Burns Middle School years ago, my eyes are two different colors.

And I also have a third nipple....