Random things about yourself nobody knows

[the-bearded-manche']

if i ever see anyone with a "change" bumper sticker i instantly hate them.

 

[Croatan_Kid]

I'm left handed, although, I do everything (except write) right handed. I also play the banjo.

 

[Bogleparsons]

I hate bicyclist, every time I see one I think about running them over.

 

[mommucked]

I hate bicyclist, everyone time I see one I think about running them over.

............even the womern riders w the fat butts and the tight spandex?

 

[Bogleparsons]

............even the womern riders w the fat butts and the tight spandex?

well no... butt i don't ever see any of those either!

 

[McCracken]

when in high school i won 3rd place in an essay contest about optimisim. that shit has since backfired.

 

[frankenyoter]

I want a Prius...









on tons with a Cummins.

 

[BUCKEYE PERFORMANCE INC.]

I eat with my left hand cause I can't eat with the same hand I wipe my butt.

 

[McCracken]

wash your hands man. better yet, use toilet paper then wash your hands.

 

[frankenyoter]

 

[6BangBronk]

Developed a lock fear for I lost too many keys in my life. Most of them not even mine. Got to make sure key is in hand at least 3 times before closing a locked door.

X girlfriend also has a 3'rd nipple. Grandmother had a 3'rd breast. (3 kids go figure) Grand dad had hers removed when she started serving at a public restaraunt before I was born or I'd asked to play show-and-tell at Thanksgiving since Aunt had fakes and showed hers.

Also got 1 hair on right ear that is becoming harder to pluck every time.

 

[Infamous1]

I read........ and its actual books and novels......that surprises most everyone i hang out with

 

[EdJonesJeeper]

I want a Prius...

I owned a Prius once. Damn things battery failed at 111,000 miles.

$4500 for battery
$3000 to replace the electric transmission:-/.
The fuel economy was not worth it.


Oh and I have a third testicle

 

[frankenyoter]

That's why I want a twinned 24v in mine.

 

[transman731]

i hate mercedes-benz

 

[drkelly]

"everyone"? I don't recall ever seeing that

x2

 

[McCracken]

I think you choose to ignore them. they're everywhere. one guarentee is if you see or smell hippies, the kokpelli is close.

 

[levellinebrad]

When i was 14, i jerked off in a sock so much that my pecker grew a toe nail

 

[GotLime?]

When i was 14, i jerked off in a sock so much that my pecker grew a toe nail

And it smelled (smells?) like dirty feet.

 

[Kamel]

When i was 14, i jerked off in a sock so much that my pecker grew a toe nail

ROFL!!

 

[userbmx1315]

I'm left handed, although, I do everything (except write) right handed. I also play the banjo.

i'm the same way. throwing, shooting, kicking,.. i only drive with my left hand. but that happened cause of manual trans.
i like country/rap music, like colt-ford and the lacs.

 

[broncosbybart]

I am a cyclist and am afraid to ride on the road due to ignorant and aloof drivers.

I mountain bike but would enjoy being able to ride to work safely

 

[barnee]

I'm an avid novel reader & love to study history even though I had to take it in summer school 2 years in a row.

 

[Paul]

I am a brotha.
Stage name is Ice Cube.
NWA is where it's at.
For real.

 

[biggoofy]

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I am a cyclist and am afraid to ride on the road due to ignorant and aloof drivers.

I mountain bike but would enjoy being able to ride to work safely

Agreed man. People scare me when I'm on my road bike. Yea that's right my big ass rides a road bike in spandex.