Random Thoughts.....

The good news about erectile dysfunction is that it can be cured with diet and exercise.
The hard part is getting your wife to diet and exercise.
 
RatLabGuy said:
The good news about erectile dysfunction is that it can be cured with diet and exercise.
The hard part is getting your wife to diet and exercise.
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I'm sure I will share this with my wife tonight after I get home from work. If yall don't hear from me by tomorrow afternoon, you should probably come find my carcass. :laughing:
 
This ad just popped up in my FaceSpace feed
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At first I thought it was a fake or a joke, but nope.

Is this really the metric for a toilet? Who gets the job of testing that out? Bc it sounds fun, but not really what we'd want a 4 year old to know you could do.
 
RatLabGuy said:
This ad just popped up in my FaceSpace feed
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At first I thought it was a fake or a joke, but nope.

Is this really the metric for a toilet? Who gets the job of testing that out? Bc it sounds fun, but not really what we'd want a 4 year old to know you could do.
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Who poops 2-1/4" spheres? Make em an inch and half and glue 7 of em together and shove a bunch of toilet paper in front of it then try to flush it. Be a heck of a lot more useful.
 
RatLabGuy said:
This ad just popped up in my FaceSpace feed
View attachment 432436

At first I thought it was a fake or a joke, but nope.

Is this really the metric for a toilet? Who gets the job of testing that out? Bc it sounds fun, but not really what we'd want a 4 year old to know you could do.
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Damn reminds me when I worked at a shop. Guy named Todd was always a hoot. Came in the office to tell the owner that one of the toilets was stopped up. Ron flipped out that it’s not possible since the toilets be got were commercial and could flush 50 golf balls. Without hesitation Todd told him that someone must have shit out 51 cause the water was overflowing.
 
So, a little well known fact. Michael Myers Mask prop in the Halloween movie was a Captain Kirk mask turned inside out.

Does that mean that if you get a Michael Myers mask and turn it inside out, can you wear it to be Captain Kirk?
 
ramjo said:
My 4 yr old girl. Somehow she can manufacture something about that size....and the only one that's ever stopped ours up.
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Same with my 5 year old son. :laughing:
 
drkelly said:
Some people use half a roll when the go. That is the plug.
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When you have a roid, and a milk dud playing hide and seek behind it, it's like wiping with a brown sharpie stuck up there, marking the paper with the same mark for 376 wipes
 
CasterTroy said:
When you have a roid, and a milk dud playing hide and seek behind it, it's like wiping with a brown sharpie stuck up there, marking the paper with the same mark for 376 wipes
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found the old guy
 
There are two E's in the word "bee" and they are BOTH silent
 
CLRracer said:
Nah, I say "line" like a normal person :laughing:

Duane
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So do you keep your music that's up next to play in a line? Or do you have a queue?
 
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