XJsavage
CounterCulture
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- Lyle's Ford SC
Horse rubbish!Maybe it's time to buy a razor
Random Thoughts.....
- Thread starter RobMcBee
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Wes
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- Oct 14, 2007
- Location
- Ridgeway, SC
Mustaches are pretty boss. They allow you to drive a truck with wolves and a dream catcher scene on the back glass accented with a footprint gas pedal. If I didn't have a job with grooming standards I would also be sporting the distinguished look of a Yosemite Sam mustache. Nuthin but class.
ManglerYJ
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- Mar 20, 2005
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- Lexington, NC
When you smell someone else's fart, air that has been swimming in their body in a sea of turds is now in your lungs.
mbalbritton
#@$%!
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- Mar 22, 2005
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- Lakeland, FL
Three words I wish would not be used so freely or banned from the English language.
Epic, Trending & Selfie.
Epic, Trending & Selfie.
Jus Jim
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- Hendersonville, Nc
what would windshield wipers look like if pigs could fly?
drkelly
Dipstick who put two vehicles on jack stands
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- Oak Ridge/Stokesdale, NC
Man with clean desk not doing anything.
HAPPY
Mike B.
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- Granite Falls
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, shouldn't they all?
Wes
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- Oct 14, 2007
- Location
- Ridgeway, SC
2015 will be the first time in 666 years that halloween will fall on a Friday the 13th. 
RatLabGuy
You look like a monkey and smell like one too
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- May 18, 2005
- Location
- Churchville, MD
Consider the latch on the inside of toilet stalls.
Every person handles that thing, right after wiping their ass - some of whom will get poofinger - or scratching their balls, handling their junk... before getting a chance to wash their hands.
When you grab that handle you're basically holding a ton of previous guys' junk and wiping their ass.
Wash you hands...
Every person handles that thing, right after wiping their ass - some of whom will get poofinger - or scratching their balls, handling their junk... before getting a chance to wash their hands.
When you grab that handle you're basically holding a ton of previous guys' junk and wiping their ass.
Wash you hands...
GotWood
Sayer of Fact
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- Location
- Maiden, NC
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- Location
- Stanley, NC
And 99% of what you read on the internet is 50% true.
Wes
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- Oct 14, 2007
- Location
- Ridgeway, SC
Correct.
Bogleparsons
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- Lillington, NC
50% of the time i'm 100% sure that's right
Lizooki
Samurai Frogger
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- Stokes Co. NC
No wonder dog is mans best friend ...... God gave us dogs before he gave us women.
Matt
Matt
Lizooki
Samurai Frogger
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- Location
- Stokes Co. NC
What I don't understand is how I can AGREE with my wife and STILL be wrong ..........
Matt
Matt
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- Mar 21, 2005
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- Raleigh, NC
Outside of a dog, book is mans best friend.
Inside of a dog, its too dark to read.
Inside of a dog, its too dark to read.
RatLabGuy
You look like a monkey and smell like one too
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- Churchville, MD
Don't half-ass anything.
Whole-ass everything.
Whole-ass everything.
Bogleparsons
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- Lillington, NC
it's better to be a smart ass than a dumbass
Jus Jim
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- Hendersonville, Nc
If at first you don't succeed hide all the evidence that you tried.
Bogleparsons
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- Nov 19, 2011
- Location
- Lillington, NC
Never volunteer to take on a new task at work,
unless you don't mind doing it from now on.
unless you don't mind doing it from now on.
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- Mar 24, 2005
- Location
- Stanley, NC
Truth.
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- Location
- Raleigh, NC
no good dead goes unpunished.
