Random Thoughts.....

[RatLabGuy]

Believe it or not, 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population

 

[benmack1]

Believe it or not, 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population

not when you take into account the undocumented ones!

 

[krehel24]

Back to the future 2. They traveled to 2015, flying cars, self adjustable clothes, hover boards, and yet they still had pay phones on the street!!.....interesting in 1989 what we thought 2015 would have and what we could not even imagine not having!...

 

[mommucked]

I'll be 50 in October and I have never had a flat tire or run out of gas while driving any of the 8 vehicles I've owned. I have plugged a few tires on and off the road but never changed a flat.......... just lucky?................of course now that I have admitted this I'll have a flat tomorrow

 

[XJsavage]

Thick cut bacon tastes so much better with a little sprinkle of Montreal steak seasoning just before you do the last flip.

 

[OH9JK]

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

 

[Black Bear]

Believe it or not, 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population

4/3 of Americans do not understand fractions.

 

[RatLabGuy]

4/3 of Americans do not understand fractions.

There are 10 kinds of people.
Those that understand binary, and those that don't.

 

[RobMcBee]

If you crap your pants, are you undeterred?

 

[rockcity]

Why do kids always insist on covering themselves with sand, mud, whatever when they play outside???

 

[RobMcBee]

Why do kids always insist on covering themselves with sand, mud, whatever when they play outside???

You find the answer to that let me know....

 

[Infamous1]

What if our cities are like fire ant hills and really bad storms are just the lawnmower??

 

[rockcity]

What if our solar system and planets are just small particles of something much, much larger, similar to how we see neutrons, protons, electrons, etc???

 

[rockcity]

If the dmv makes @snappy pull his hair out, what hair did he actually pull out? His beard???

 

[mbalbritton]

Grandma said an old gypsy told her if you want to know what a dog is dreaming place a forked stick over its tail while it is dreaming and you will have the same dream. She said she did it and dreamed she was eating a big ole pile of crap!!

My boxers tail is 1.5" long. Guess I'll never know.

 

[mommucked]

^^^^^^dreaming of a belly rub fer sure

 

[RatLabGuy]

If the dmv makes @snappy pull his hair out, what hair did he actually pull out? His beard???

I think he's just been too many times already.

 

[RatLabGuy]

Guys often see a deal on a cheap set of tools, and buy them as an exact "emergency set just in case" for their car, trail rig, etc.
Happens every Black Friday.
But the truth is, when you're in a crunch somewhere having that "emergency moment", the LAST thing you need is a set of cheap Chinese tools that have a higher probability of breaking...

 

[Bogleparsons]

99% of the hands you have shaken have held a dick at one time.

 

[XJsavage]

99% of the hands you have shaken have held a dick at one time.

On a much brighter note, the same percentage have also touched a vagina.

 

[Wes]

If you drop an oreo on the ground you can still eat 2/3 of it, or if you don't give shit like me you'll blow it off and eat the whole thing.

 

[benmack1]

I should have sold my stock a week ago

 

[RatLabGuy]

Apparently the spelling dictionary in OpenOffice doesn't know the word "neuroscience".
It's default replacement word? "pseudoscience".
I find this highly offensive.

 

[jeepinmatt]

Apparently the spelling dictionary in OpenOffice doesn't know the word "neuroscience".
It's default replacement word? "pseudoscience".
I find this highly offensive.

Typically people are most offended by things that are true

 

[Wes]

If you ever wondered why scuba divers roll out backwards here's why.
If they rolled forward they'd fall back in the boat.