Yep, try a cyst for many years that grows so large your face starts to drop and your eye twitches. Caused awful crazy nerve tingling headaches. Been clear for a few years. Damn thing is growing back though. At least I know it's not trygeminal neuralgia. I'll need another surgery though.Having water trapped behind the ear drum for four days sucks worse than it does for three, but not as bad as for five.
Same. I had to have tube implants when I was two years old because of constant ear infections. They were supposed to be 4 year implants and in some date later, my left one fell out prematurely on it's own and it was unbeknownst until the removal surgery. The doctor (and my parents) played a little gamble by seeing if maybe I could get by without the intended correction. Nope. I've had, with no exaggerating, hundreds of ear infections since then. Ive learned time and time again that submerging my head underwater any more than 3-4ft is a terrible idea. In high school I went on a field trip to take dive lessons with Charleston Scuba and planned on joining up with their dive team exploring shipwrecks. My first attempt at 20 ft was so excruciatingly painful that I inflated the vest about half a second before I passed out on ascent to the surface. Just the pressure alone feels like getting slapped with a baseball bat. I was very disheartened over that too.Ear anything sucks. Been my achelies heal since I was born.
Exactly why my dream career of under water welding never happened. And I swim like a fish!Same. I had to have tube implants when I was two years old because of constant ear infections. They were supposed to be 4 year implants and in some date later, my left one fell out prematurely on it's own and it was unbeknownst until the removal surgery. The doctor (and my parents) played a little gamble by seeing if maybe I could get by without the intended correction. Nope. I've had, with no exaggerating, hundreds of ear infections since then. Ive learned time and time again that submerging my head underwater any more than 3-4ft is a terrible idea. In high school I went on a field trip to take dive lessons with Charleston Scuba and planned on joining up with their dive team exploring shipwrecks. My first attempt at 20 ft was so excruciatingly painful that I inflated the vest about half a second before I passed out on ascent to the surface. Just the pressure alone feels like getting slapped with a baseball bat. I was very disheartened over that too.
I still push the boundaries of this little handicap even though it's a bad idea, but I can't help but love swimming.
I'll be deaf by 50 probably.
Same. I had to have tube implants when I was two years old because of constant ear infections. They were supposed to be 4 year implants and in some date later, my left one fell out prematurely on it's own and it was unbeknownst until the removal surgery. The doctor (and my parents) played a little gamble by seeing if maybe I could get by without the intended correction. Nope. I've had, with no exaggerating, hundreds of ear infections since then. Ive learned time and time again that submerging my head underwater any more than 3-4ft is a terrible idea. In high school I went on a field trip to take dive lessons with Charleston Scuba and planned on joining up with their dive team exploring shipwrecks. My first attempt at 20 ft was so excruciatingly painful that I inflated the vest about half a second before I passed out on ascent to the surface. Just the pressure alone feels like getting slapped with a baseball bat. I was very disheartened over that too.
I still push the boundaries of this little handicap even though it's a bad idea, but I can't help but love swimming.
I'll be deaf by 50 probably.
Have you tried putting wax/plugs in your ears before swimming? I had similar experience with tubes as a kid and ear infections through childhood and into adulthood. I had one last year so bad that i thought i was going to be partially deaf from. Hearing finally came back after about 3 months.
That's what Reddit is forThis place sure is quiet at night. Too bad I can't sleep.
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LolYou ever thought about toilet paper being a lie?
Think about it. If you had shit all mashed into your beard and all over your face, is the first thing you’re gonna reach for toilet paper? Probably not. You’re going to get a wet rag, baby wipe, or something other than TP. All these years it’s given us the false sense that our assholes are clean once we see no more shit. I think we’ve been had.
Super DUPER cutYou ever thought about toilet paper being a lie?
Think about it. If you had shit all mashed into your beard and all over your face, is the first thing you’re gonna reach for toilet paper? Probably not. You’re going to get a wet rag, baby wipe, or something other than TP. All these years it’s given us the false sense that our assholes are clean once we see no more shit. I think we’ve been had.
I guess you've never heard of a bidet.You ever thought about toilet paper being a lie?
Think about it. If you had shit all mashed into your beard and all over your face, is the first thing you’re gonna reach for toilet paper? Probably not. You’re going to get a wet rag, baby wipe, or something other than TP. All these years it’s given us the false sense that our assholes are clean once we see no more shit. I think we’ve been had.
You ever thought about toilet paper being a lie?
Think about it. If you had shit all mashed into your beard and all over your face, is the first thing you’re gonna reach for toilet paper? Probably not. You’re going to get a wet rag, baby wipe, or something other than TP. All these years it’s given us the false sense that our assholes are clean once we see no more shit. I think we’ve been had.
You ever thought about toilet paper being a lie?
Think about it. If you had shit all mashed into your beard and all over your face, is the first thing you’re gonna reach for toilet paper? Probably not. You’re going to get a wet rag, baby wipe, or something other than TP. All these years it’s given us the false sense that our assholes are clean once we see no more shit. I think we’ve been had.
Lol! Nope. I’m still chickenWhat I really wanna know is how you “discovered” this? Did you finally chub up the courage to tongue punch your wife’s fart box?