Ricky B's Mud Girl Contest - My Job Does Have it Perks

Pick Who you think Should Be Ricky B's Mud Girl

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Didn't know if it was to late to add 1 last one for your poll............
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^gross.
 
^^^Dude that's just nasty!!^^^ you need to remove that crap from the tread!!!
 
Lol, just trying to get it off the topic of how old these girls are
 
If I'm nowhere to be found at the ECORS post race happenings you'll know where to find me.
 
Here's the breakdown of the Contest:


http://www.facebook.com/notes/4x4cr...f-ricky-bs-mud-girl-contest/10150409794433066



Yo, sup girls and any other interested folk, aight here's the low down on this weekend since ya'll are all texting me left and right and I hate texting more than like two sentences at a time, everyone should be required to have Beep phones it would make life so much quicker and easier, ha.

Aight so its this Saturday night, the 27th. It will be after dark, so I'm thinking like 8 to 9 latest. The place gets so stupid packed its not even funny so I would suggest getting there early, seriously, like you cant even get in to park everyone ends up parking along the road and you have to freakin hike to get in.

First off it is Ricky B's Contest, this is not crowd judged, not a group of judges, its just me, myself, and I.

And trust me, allthough most would say "man your lucky", this in all actuality is really gonna suck because at the end of the night I am gonna have one girl that really likes me and 11 others that will hate me.

Anyway, I am not gonna tell you what exactly I am looking for, or what I'm judging by, because then you will try and make me think your are like, or do, whatever it is I told you I am looking for. I'm lookin for the real deal here, what that real deal is? Well you just gotta bring your A game and hope it'll catch my eye.

With that being said its not all about looks, I can pretty much make any girl look like a "10" in a photoshoot with the right angles and editing so I'm not worried about that, looks are very important, but not 100% what matters.


The break down of the competition:

Everyone will come on stage in their bikini's, at which point I will talk to ya'll, basically the first round of talking will be what you think makes you qualify. And its not all about mud, honestly that was just cause I didn't want to call it just "Ricky B's Girl Contest"

For example things you may want to talk about - what you daily drive, have you ever wheeled or driven doing anything 4wd related before, were you brought up around certain things, what is your job, what are your hobbies, what is country about you, what is Wide Open about you, what is Bad A** about you, what proves you aint scared to do the dang thing, whatever the "dang thang" may be, off road related or not, etc, etc, anything that you feel will make you seem legit, not just a pretty girl that "likes big trucks".

But like I said its not all about off-road related stuff, just anything that you feel seperates you from just another girl.

With that being said do not worry, the entire contest will not be based on how "legit" you are, its just another point of the judging, a girl that is only midly or semi "legit" may make it to the end, don't worry too much about it if your not like goin 4wheelin all the time, or lead singer in you own rock band, or anything like that, like I said its not all about the legitness, but it is important.

Then music plays ya'll do your thing that drives the boys crazy and thats round one, at which point 7 of you will be asked to come back for the next round

- intermission -

Second round down to 7 out of 12 contestants

Come back on stage in your short shorts and cowboy boots type outfit, I honestly don't really care what you wear, doesnt have to be short shorts and cowboy boots, just something attractive.

At this point it will be funny truck questions time, honestly I'm gonna have a list of questions that are specifically intended to mess yall up about trucks, I wouldn't even bother about trying to learn truck stuff, the intention of these questions are to be funny and see how you can respond when put in a situation where you have no idea what the crap I'm talking about, "i don't know" won't be an acceptable answer, you gotta make something up if you don't know what I'm asking, this segment is mainly so the crowd can have a good chuckle or two, ha, plus it'll show me weather or not you got a little personality and aren't afraid to have fun in front of a crowd.

At which point music plays, and yall shake it for the rednecks rockin till the break of dawn ;)

Then two of you will be asked to remain on stage for the final round

- Slight Pause -

Final round, basically is your time to get on the mic and really try and convince me why you qualify, what is it about you that makes you not just another pretty girl, but that girl. You know, that girl that makes Guys like me watch as you walk by, but then turn in dissapointment shaking there heads saying to themselves "dang, I wish I was on that girls level".

And a then do a little more Dancin

- Dramatic pause (drum roll please) -

Then I'll declare a winner.


Like I said, its gonna suck at the end of the night for me cause 11 of ya'll are gonna hate me and come up with whatever reason you want to say im an idiot for not picking you, but one of ya'll will be the winner, and get all the fame and glory and spoils that goes with the title of Ricky B's Mud Girl.

You up for the challenge?

~ Ricky B
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A few of those that need bags on their heads or shouldn't be wearing bikinis, but overall, nice selection.
If I had to make a decision based on those photos, I'd have to say #15.
 
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