So I shaved the boys tonight.....

Franklin said:
Damn and to think I shave them cause it leads to fun stuff with the GF.

Get well soon CRK
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Shaving was the worst part for me, or at least the hair growing back.

Not fun having a cactus :eek: between your legs.
 
wow...good luck! I read something that disturbs me...Lomodyj said it feels like if u ever wear something loose and u sit down on one of them bad boys...WHAT? I am 21...does this really happen? EW


haha...get well soon Chris


Rod
 
Sing along with me now....in your deepest voice...

"Swing low sweet cherry-aht, coming forth to..."

Well you get the picture... :D
 
Franklin said:
Damn and to think I shave them cause it leads to fun stuff with the GF.
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Just don't get carried away


I made a HUGE mistake in college one weekend……I shaved my butt one Saturday night after losing a bet…..Little did I know…..

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two buttcheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop- molecules lingering around my butt. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poo/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. MAN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my butt off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poo/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my butt cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poo blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my butt at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for butt-hair... ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my butt cheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your butt having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR BUTT-HAIR!
 
Troy - you crossed the line on that one, you nasty, mouth breathing fawker! :flipoff2: ... :vomit:
 
CasterTroy.....stop it man, you're going to get everyone fired. :lol:


You ever consider stand up comedy? :smokin:


Now to get the Pepsi off the screen and out of my nose!!! :rolleyes:
 
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And I just thought butt hair was for creating "hanging chads." Thanks Troy, for enlightening us to the adverse affects of shaving....... :lol:
 
Shit I have been doing it for years, never had any itching problem on regrowth so ya might wanna get that checked out man.

Smooth teabag makes for the best slapping sounds but dont go commando on windy summer nights. A weeee bit cold.
 
Bad mental picture!!!

Guy bent over with a fan blowing his crack, and....... In walks his roommate or parents!!! Wow talk about damaged for life!!

Seriously, Getting the boys clipped was the best thing I could have done for the family!!

Good luck, and DON'T LIFT A pressure washer into your dad's pickup 1 day after the "procedure" worst mistake I ever made!!
 
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CRK said:
uh Troy.............. Repost................

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html
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HEY NOW.......I never said that was ME...just posting a funny story....one I had saved as a word doc a few years ago from SOMEWHERE...dunno where, and drug out when franklin started talking about his smooth bag. Sorry if I wasn't clear. TECHNICALLY I shoulda used the quote box for it I guess.
 
Day 2, anything but laying flat on back sucks! 3 over the counter Tylenol are not helping with the pain. I need Darvocet, Percodan, or Tylenol-codine.

What sucks more is it a great day out side and I cant take advantage of it.
 
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