Swamp Donkey

77GreenMachine

77GreenMachine

Phillip Talton
Joined
Mar 30, 2010
Location
Trinity, NC
Day 1 down at Disney World, 4 more to go. Swamp donkey is a real thing, that’s right my taint meat is on fire. Already walking around all bow legged like I been riding an extra wide horse for a week.

Hard to feel manly with diaper rash cream on my gooch....

That is all.
 
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How hot is it down there?

We were there last year right after new years, and a freakishly cold weather pattern moved in. We had to buy more clothes, lol
 
High of 87 today. It’s already humid.

If you’ve never experienced schweaty balls are you even a man? Of course very fit or skinny people don’t have this problem.
 
Yeah I’ve got to get off the resort at some point today to grab some gold bond, good toilet paper, and bourbon. The neccesary items to make the rest of the trip bearable.
 
I feel your pain brother. It was HOT down there last week. 87-89 with humidity.

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butt powder..and I can't stand that place just because of the crowds. Good luck.
 
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That weather was one of the main reasons we started going in December instead. I went in September and I thought I would die. Sounds like you've got a solid plan.

One thing I did was hit every ride, show, whatever that was in the shade or A/C. I suggest the Enchanted Tiki Room for some good ole fashioned 60s animatronics.... and A/C ;)
 
1) Always prep with boudreaux’s butt paste
2) Always wear compression shorts in that scenario
3) with the area already chafed...skip the Boudreaux's and go neosporin plus pain relief, sleep as close to nekkid as you can for air flow and don’t go anywhere without compression shorts on
 
Please don't post any pics of this build thread.
 
Fabrik8 said:
You need a different type of underwear, especially if they're cotton.
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this.
Cotton underwear sucks for hot and humid gweather.
 
I’m totally not in the know of any other underwear for said situations. I’ve always just worn cotton fruit of the loom or Hanes.

I’m always asking the wife if she wants some tube steak smothered in Hanes ;)
 
77GreenMachine said:
I’m totally not in the know of any other underwear for said situations. I’ve always just worn cotton fruit of the loom or Hanes.

I’m always asking the wife if she wants some tube steak smothered in Hanes ;)
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Men's Buck Naked Underwear | Duluth Trading Company

there are several brands but the point is, undies made of synthetics like polyester let the moisture out and breathe enough to keep away the swamp ass.
Very popular for backpacking etc.
 
Underwear? What's that? Depends on the season for this fella.
 
WARRIORWELDING said:
Underwear? What's that? Depends on the season for this fella.
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You mean......there was only a thin layer of denim separating me from "lil warrior" back in September?!?!?
 
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