Swamp Donkey

[77GreenMachine]

Day 1 down at Disney World, 4 more to go. Swamp donkey is a real thing, that’s right my taint meat is on fire. Already walking around all bow legged like I been riding an extra wide horse for a week.

Hard to feel manly with diaper rash cream on my gooch....

That is all.

 

[broncosbybart]

Never heard of it or experienced it. I was expecting to read something about a 4x cross Ricky B style mud truck.

Maybe wearing some silk panties will help??

 

[drkelly]

How hot is it down there?

We were there last year right after new years, and a freakishly cold weather pattern moved in. We had to buy more clothes, lol

 

[Jody Treadway]

Go low carb.
It'll give you a thigh gap and that air flow will help.

 

[77GreenMachine]

High of 87 today. It’s already humid.

If you’ve never experienced schweaty balls are you even a man? Of course very fit or skinny people don’t have this problem.

 

[awheelterd]

Load up on Destin (diaper cream) it will pretty much heal over night with that stuff. Then load up on gold bond down there the next day before you start sweating.

 

[77GreenMachine]

Yeah I’ve got to get off the resort at some point today to grab some gold bond, good toilet paper, and bourbon. The neccesary items to make the rest of the trip bearable.

 

[ncsutj]

I feel your pain brother. It was HOT down there last week. 87-89 with humidity.

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[WARRIORWELDING]

butt powder..and I can't stand that place just because of the crowds. Good luck.

 

[CasterTroy]

 

[McCracken]

That weather was one of the main reasons we started going in December instead. I went in September and I thought I would die. Sounds like you've got a solid plan.

One thing I did was hit every ride, show, whatever that was in the shade or A/C. I suggest the Enchanted Tiki Room for some good ole fashioned 60s animatronics.... and A/C

 

[paradisePWoffrd]

If you get it healed, put white stick antiperspirant on your thighs, legs, etc. Will keep ya good much longer than powder.

 

[UTfball68]

1) Always prep with boudreaux’s butt paste
2) Always wear compression shorts in that scenario
3) with the area already chafed...skip the Boudreaux's and go neosporin plus pain relief, sleep as close to nekkid as you can for air flow and don’t go anywhere without compression shorts on

 

[BigBody79]

No matter what you call it. It sucks.

But, I’ve always referred to the situation as swamp ass.

And a swamp donkey as a rather large ugly girl usually found with not enough clothes in a trashy bar.

Usually both require medicated cream.

 

[jeepinmatt]

Please don't post any pics of this build thread.

 

[Fabrik8]

You need a different type of underwear, especially if they're cotton.

 

[RatLabGuy]

You need a different type of underwear, especially if they're cotton.

this.
Cotton underwear sucks for hot and humid gweather.

 

[77GreenMachine]

I’m totally not in the know of any other underwear for said situations. I’ve always just worn cotton fruit of the loom or Hanes.

I’m always asking the wife if she wants some tube steak smothered in Hanes

 

[Willc]

you should really look up the term swamp donkey! what you have sir is jungle rot or red swollen monkey taint.

 

[Willc]

Also if not sharing a room with the kiddos tell the wife that the old snake bite cure makes the swelling go down

 

[CasterTroy]

yeah THAT'S what shes gonna want to do. Go, all balls deep on his gaulded, chafed meat locker

 

[skyhighZJ]

Always called it monkey butt

 

[RatLabGuy]

I’m totally not in the know of any other underwear for said situations. I’ve always just worn cotton fruit of the loom or Hanes.

I’m always asking the wife if she wants some tube steak smothered in Hanes

clicky here
Men's Buck Naked Underwear | Duluth Trading Company

there are several brands but the point is, undies made of synthetics like polyester let the moisture out and breathe enough to keep away the swamp ass.
Very popular for backpacking etc.

 

[WARRIORWELDING]

Underwear? What's that? Depends on the season for this fella.

 

[CasterTroy]

Underwear? What's that? Depends on the season for this fella.

You mean......there was only a thin layer of denim separating me from "lil warrior" back in September?!?!?