Things not to say on a first date:

[YotaOnRocks]

You don't charge by the hour on dates too do you?

 

[mbalbritton]

Grabs Beer gut with two hands and shakes it up and down.."It's called Cinderella Fat, It all turns to Dick at Midnight"

My wife still chuckles at that one, but part of me thinks it's because she knows it still won't do any good.

 

[mommucked]

All I knew to say was the right things

 

[XJsavage]

What up girl.... I got a big *cough*
This is totally not in the garage.

 

[StretchASU]

Hey. Does this smell like Chloroform to you?

 

[Stuntman Autoworks]

You want to ride in my van?

 

[mtnbiker4evr13]

"Wow, you're a cheap date!"

 

[UncleWillie]

Do you smell tuna?

 

[mommucked]

I'll play...........does this look infected?

 

[mommucked]

Do you want to go to Hardee's, micky ds or the chinese buffet....

 

[UncleWillie]

You look a lot like my ex.

 

[mbalbritton]

:coughs: man I hope this fever goes away.

 

[awheelterd]

I'm going to lick your belly button from the inside.

 

[obullfish]

I’m gonna make it look like a milk truck wrecked on your back.

 

[mommucked]

do you want to dance?

 

[obullfish]

 

[GMAC]

Your sister didn’t kiss that way on our first date

 

[jeepinmatt]

You're almost as pretty as your mom.

 

[Drunktaco]

Do you have any hot friends?

 

[BigClay]

Didn’t I see you in a porn?

 

[Monkeynono]

Didn’t I see you in a porn?

Not sure that is the "wrong" thing to say..... I mean you watched it right...probably more then once

 

[BigClay]

Not sure that is the "wrong" thing to say..... I mean you watched it right...probably more then once

I like your thinking!

 

[Infamous1]

Help me push!!!

 

[Tom@Hilltop_Machine]

Where is this echo coming from?

 

[obullfish]

Wanna go on a boat ride in my best Jay Hickman hair lip voice.