Things not to say on a first date:

[CasterTroy]

Wanna go on a boat ride in my best Jay Hickman hair lip voice.

Eat it or swim

 

[Jason W.]

Hope you smell better than your moma

 

[iwaxmyjimmy]

I popped an asian chicks cherry mudding long time ago in the k5, she made a dumb comment. The movie the ringer had came out not to long before this and I joked you’re so the smartest kid with Down syndrome. She looked at me disgustingly and told me thats not funny my brother has Down syndrome.

 

[No fries]

I popped an asian chicks cherry mudding long time ago......

Lol, I was laughing before you mentioned the K5

 

[iwaxmyjimmy]

Lol, I was laughing before you mentioned the K5

 

[Monkeynono]

Don't be a quitter

 

[Loudmouthbass]

"so how close are you and your sister"....ask me how i know

 

[Infamous1]

Wanna go on a boat ride in my best Jay Hickman hair lip voice.

I'm the macho man!!!

 

[Ron]

I'm the macho man!!!

Alligator sewn on his bare titty

 

[Infamous1]

So thought of this one today and laughed at my wit for several minutes lol

"Them sure are some sturdy looking ankles"