Things not to say on a first date:

[BigClay]

Another fun thread.

Post up things to NOT say on a first date.

GO!

 

[BigBody79]

"let me check with my mom"

 

[bronco69]

Want to f**k?

I stopped asking on first date and just starting asking when I first meet em, seemed to work a lot better, less effort and time consuming.

 

[kaiser715]

You can tell it's going to be a great first date, when you ask her to dance, and she climbs up on the table.

 

[willness33]

"You smell delicious." Very low success rate with that one.

 

[Loganwayne]

Im gonna shock you with this shocking collar.

Funny thing is its been 7 years and shes still around

 

[willness33]

Im gonna shock you with this shocking collar.

Funny thing is its been 7 years and shes still around

If I wasn't married I'd right this one down lol

 

[Loganwayne]

If I wasn't married I'd right this one down lol

Worst part is she said you won’t and I lit her ass up


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[snipes243]

I think you were originally a dude!!

 

[Chris_Keziah]

"You smell delicious." Very low success rate with that one.

 

[UTfball68]

'Where's your plunger?'...is a real mood killer.

 

[Bebop]

"I want to put food and drinks in you, in a romantic manner"

OG PBB guys may remember that one

 

[Drunktaco]

“The last time I ate here I got the wicked shits for a week, how’s your steak?”

 

[willness33]

"I want to put food and drinks in you, in a romantic manner"

OG PBB guys may remember that one

Pirate all the way

 

[CasterTroy]

I hope you kiss better than your sister and mom

 

[orange150]

A buddy in high school had this exchange on a first date:

Him: "So are you going to suck my dick or what"
Her: "I don't do that on the first date"
Him: "Well what are you doing tomorrow?"

That was in high school and my buddies and I still quote it!

 

[kaiser715]

The first time I met all of Renee's family, it was Thanksgiving dinner at her parent's house. During a lull in boring conversation, I turned to her and said: "The food back in prison wasn't anything like this.". Dead. Quiet.

 

[Ron]

Just so you are relaxed. I have no expectations of sex on our first date.
Yeah My Herpes flared up last night and Im outta commission for a week or so

 

[YOUNGBLOOD13]

True story. First date 30 years ago. Picked her up, in my '79 K5 actually. Driving through Dunellen, NJ. The Hazard county of the north, I could never drive my Chevelle through that one square mile town without getting a ticket.
Anyways, back to the date. Dunellen also had an uncanny regular dead polecat odor. We were heading out to a diner, and the smell hit. Me, being an incredibly rude smartass, said "damn, girl, close your legs".
She said matter of factly, "they are closed" with uppity confidence. Without enough time for her smile to develop I stearnly said, "call your mom and tell her to close hers". She laughed and we're still together to this day

 

[Monkeynono]

When was this picture taken?

 

[obullfish]

How about you hold this in your mouth till the swelling goes down

 

[Infamous1]

Just kick that machete back under the seat.

 

[obullfish]

 

[Stuntman Autoworks]

Do you like your arms tied behind your back?

 

[Buffy]

I hope you are a better lay than yours sister.